Had to laugh....

lafsalot

I was trying to get Catherine to the bath - so took the diaper off and cleaned her bum with a wipe while moving to her tub, she peed on me, the floor and she went again in the tub! I just laughed as she went and cleaned it up after her bath... Now she's snug as a bug and sleeping off her milk intoxication! Anyone else laughing at baby mishaps?

DreamDisney

My husband didn't listen to me when I told him to wait Callie probably wasn't done pooping! Well the first week in- he had pooped sprayed all over him. And not once butttt two separate occasions' lol

skleyla

I haven't been peed on, but he has peed on himself a few times because mom and dad just don't seem to learn :P. Another fun thing we have had happen a few times is breast milk spray to his face. He likes to start feeding then looks around triggering the sprinkler system.

EandIMommy86

I was just got done changing my son and a few minutes later he scrunched up his face a few times and kept wiggling. He was pooping again!! I waited until he was done, go to change him again and he lays out a huge fart followed by more poop. I just had to laugh bc it was so ridiculous. At least I didn't have to change him a third time back to back.

lamo1210

Just fed J and he sputtered my milk back in my face.

Dreamingmommy4

My LO sneezes a lot (we checked with the pedi and apparently the amount she sneezes is fine, she can sneeze a dozen times in a day). What's really funny is when she sneezes during nursing. She pulls off, scrunches up her face and then sneezes two or three times in a row, each time her face bounces off my boob, usually getting milk all over her face in the process. So funny!

PeachsMama

Matthew was nursing yesterday and I guess I letdown a lot really fast cause his mouth was full.. And he coughed.. Sprayed out over my boob all over me and him and the boppy! He just slowly pulled off me and looked at me like "uh.. Wtf just happened???" It was priceless! And of course I took a picture before cleaning him up!

brandeeteer

Today I was giving Mason a bath in the sink using his tub. I reached away to grab the soap and he started peeing... all over the dozen bottles I had just washed and were drying. Note to self - move clean bottles before bathing baby. Had to rewash all those bottles and definitely sanitize!

tammura

We have had it all, from DH not learning how to "quickly" swap out the dirty diaper with a clean one so DD pee's all over herself and the changing surface to poop shooting out of her butt like a cannon, drenching me and the couch in yellow mustardy stuff! And my shirt is now stained we have also had the choke/cough/pull off the breast to have milk spraying everywhere! Motherhood is fabulously glamorous, isn't it?!?