Need horrible name suggestions!

manda10884

Old family names from my great,great, greats: Leepha (pronounced leafy), Opha (pronounced Oh-fa), Rufus!
Myrtle, Bertha

Momof8inSC

My old prenatal chiropractor was Princess. I actually asked if it was her real name.
Yes, yes it was.
Parents were a little optimistic, huh?

Momof8inSC

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode where someone's name was Vulva??? Rofl

jennypenny1014

Ophelia
Brunhilda
Latrina (like latrine + ah)
I actually had a girl in my college Psychology class named Secretia (pronounced seh-CREE-sha)
Francis
Zalga
I third Hortense - what a terrible name lmao
That's all I got for now.

saige1121

There is a basketball player named God Shamgod... :-?

Sisimama10

Sha'honey
Diamond
Johnyia

danamarie421

saige1121 said:

There is a basketball player named God Shamgod... :-?

He played at my college!! Haven't heard that name in years!!

TeachPeace

jennypenny1014 said:

Latrina (like latrine + ah)

"You changed your name TO Latrine?"
"It used to be shithouse."
LOVE that movie!

TeachPeace

This one is NSFW or anyone offended by profanity. (Lewis Black - nuff said)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1mOFzv02lk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

klgallup

I had a Secret and a Sparkle as students.

Davis713

Candelaria....Candle was her nickname!!! Seriously!

edoliesmom

@embear22 I definitely read that as "shady-nasty" before I read the pronunciation of it. /:)

I worked with a guy named Univer once. He said when his dad was learning English, he was reading some kind of science book, one that has pages you unfold. He saw "univer," and I guess the "se" was on the other part of the page.

kegs10210

My great-grandmother was Hedwig.... they called her Heddie.

Also, I have a customer named Euchala.... pronounced "you call a" and her last name is a certain medical professional. She is in her 60s, I would have changed that a long time ago.

saige1121

@danimarie421 I might be a March Madness junkie

olenkapdx

I actually like some of the old lady-ish names people have listed, probably b/c  I have a lot of Germanic/Slavic names in my family: Bronislava, Helga, Olga.  I named my cat Olga after an aunt.  My mom was all "Please do not name your baby Olga."  I told her there can only be one per household.  

Airynn Chica

A friend taught twin girls named Orannjelo and Yeloanjelo (Orange and yellow jello)

HNRomance

BrittanyAmundson said:

Candy Kane Starla moon Cherry lemon Cinnamon Marie Misty Day ...this is fun.

I actually know a Candice Kane that goes by Candy....and Kane was her married name! no joke!

 

HNRomance

Willhemina

Astrid

Myrtle

Bluebird2318

jennypenny1014 said:

Ophelia
Brunhilda
Latrina (like latrine + ah)
I actually had a girl in my college Psychology class named Secretia (pronounced seh-CREE-sha)
Francis
Zalga
I third Hortense - what a terrible name lmao
That's all I got for now.

Awww, I actually love the name Ophelia! I don't know that I would use it, but I love it.

Twirple

DH just told me that there is a woman he works with named Holly with the married name Hobby.  Yep, Holly Hobby!