Lets go with this

JMCB09

Everyone is always concerned with what to eat/drink and what to not eat/drink.  If you stayed away from EVERYTHING they say you cannot have while KTFU you will live in a bubble and live off of popcorn (which doesn't so sound bad).  

EVERYTHING IS FINE IN MODERATION.

Except crack. That is not okay in moderation

So, if you stay away from the drugs you're fine, your baby is fine and you can go on having a happy healthy pregnancy.

**steps off soapbox**

starlight0412

@JMCB09

Can we also add that cramping is totally normal? Unless it is accompanied by bleeding or you're doubled over. We don't need any more posts about cramping IMO.

tealowl

*goes to get her second can of Diet Dew*

Diet Dew is Teal Owl's crack.

JMCB09

Yes. I feel as though a pinned post should be made about all of the above and more.

JMCB09

tealowl said:

*goes to get her second can of Diet Dew*

Diet Dew is Teal Owl's crack.

Holler

But I'm a real Dew girl. None of that **GASP** ASPARTAME!!!

acciovino

tealowl said:

*goes to get her second can of Diet Dew*

Diet Dew is Teal Owl's crack.

Say "crack" again. ;-)

cuntasaurusrex

BONG HITS FOR ALL!!!

tealowl

JMCB09 said:

tealowl said:

*goes to get her second can of Diet Dew*

Diet Dew is Teal Owl's crack.

Holler

But I'm a real Dew girl. None of that **GASP** ASPARTAME!!!

I don't even remember the last time I drank regular pop. My dad has been a diabetic since I was in 5th grade, so we've always only had diet pop. Regular tastes like syrup to me!

Except for generic strawberry pop. Soooooo good...

JMCB09

aliletz said:

BONG HITS FOR ALL!!!

In moderation 

JMCB09

tealowl said:

JMCB09 said:

tealowl said:

*goes to get her second can of Diet Dew*

Diet Dew is Teal Owl's crack.

Holler

But I'm a real Dew girl. None of that **GASP** ASPARTAME!!!

I don't even remember the last time I drank regular pop. My dad has been a diabetic since I was in 5th grade, so we've always only had diet pop. Regular tastes like syrup to me!

Except for generic strawberry pop. Soooooo good...

I don't think I've ever had a pop. Now I've had soda, just not pop

1982Babies

I have an ass crack.  Should I stay off of it?  HALPS PLZKTHX

likeanoldtimemovie

JMCB09 said:

tealowl said:

JMCB09 said:

tealowl said:

*goes to get her second can of Diet Dew*

Diet Dew is Teal Owl's crack.

Holler

But I'm a real Dew girl. None of that **GASP** ASPARTAME!!!

I don't even remember the last time I drank regular pop. My dad has been a diabetic since I was in 5th grade, so we've always only had diet pop. Regular tastes like syrup to me!

Except for generic strawberry pop. Soooooo good...

I don't think I've ever had a pop. Now I've had soda, just not pop

Y'all. Everything is Coke. Everything.

JMCB09

1982Babies said:

I have an ass crack.  Should I stay off of it?  HALPS PLZKTHX

Heck no. That is the crack that is not whack 

JMCB09

likeanoldtimemovie said:

JMCB09 said:

tealowl said:

JMCB09 said:

tealowl said:

*goes to get her second can of Diet Dew*

Diet Dew is Teal Owl's crack.

Holler

But I'm a real Dew girl. None of that **GASP** ASPARTAME!!!

I don't even remember the last time I drank regular pop. My dad has been a diabetic since I was in 5th grade, so we've always only had diet pop. Regular tastes like syrup to me!

Except for generic strawberry pop. Soooooo good...

I don't think I've ever had a pop. Now I've had soda, just not pop

Y'all. Everything is Coke. Everything.

Louisiana I'm assuming? Being asked what kind of Coke I wanted while there was so confusing 

cuntasaurusrex

JMCB09 said:

aliletz said:

BONG HITS FOR ALL!!!

In moderation 

 When you say in moderation, do you mean that, like, I should only do it every OTHER hour instead of every HALF hour?  Should I go to the ER and ask?!

tourqeyes

what. is. going. on. here.

JMCB09

aliletz said:

JMCB09 said:

aliletz said:

BONG HITS FOR ALL!!!

In moderation 

 When you say in moderation, do you mean that, like, I should only do it every OTHER hour instead of every HALF hour?  Should I go to the ER and ask?!

Call your doctor and ask tonight at 10pm. Actually, just wait until 4pm tomorrow when the Turkey is being carved.

cuntasaurusrex

Good call.  Thanks for the support.  You guys are so sweet.

likeanoldtimemovie

JMCB09 said:

likeanoldtimemovie said:

JMCB09 said:

tealowl said:

JMCB09 said:

tealowl said:

*goes to get her second can of Diet Dew*

Diet Dew is Teal Owl's crack.

Holler

But I'm a real Dew girl. None of that **GASP** ASPARTAME!!!

I don't even remember the last time I drank regular pop. My dad has been a diabetic since I was in 5th grade, so we've always only had diet pop. Regular tastes like syrup to me!

Except for generic strawberry pop. Soooooo good...

I don't think I've ever had a pop. Now I've had soda, just not pop

Y'all. Everything is Coke. Everything.

Louisiana I'm assuming? Being asked what kind of Coke I wanted while there was so confusing 

Georgia. But, I mean, you might as well spell it "JAWJUH"

JMCB09

BPaws said:

Also....

Only having 18 week ultrasounds is completely normal.  

Correct.  Unless you've had previous losses. And if that's the case, most of us would prefer to have only 1

cuntasaurusrex

Oh, one more question- if my poop curls at the end, that means I'm having a boy, right?

1982Babies

Did you guys know that you start showing at 4 weeks????

JMCB09

aliletz said:

Oh, one more question- if my poop curls at the end, that means I'm having a boy, right?

Right, b/c its like a penis.  (I just LOLed at curly penis)

tourqeyes

JMCB09 said:

aliletz said:

BONG HITS FOR ALL!!!

In moderation 

I will call CPS on you all.

pantherRN

aliletz said:

Oh, one more question- if my poop curls at the end, that means I'm having a boy, right?

Actually that means you are having quads. Congrats!

JMCB09

pantherRN said:

Oh, one more question- if my poop curls at the end, that means I'm having a boy, right?

Actually that means you are having quads. Congrats!

Do you have a medical degree too?  Mine is courtesy of ABC from Shondaland 

TurtleMonsters

All these posts about what not to eat make me want that food so badly- I'm not abstaining, just have no desire to drive to get it. A big coke and a ham grinder (sub), doughnut suday smothered in coffee ice cream, how about a side of sushi. too migraine-y for alcohol. I have a 7 week food baby.

tourqeyes

TurtleMonsters said:

All these posts about what not to eat make me want that food so badly- I'm not abstaining, just have no desire to drive to get it. A big coke and a ham grinder (sub), doughnut suday smothered in coffee ice cream, how about a side of sushi. too migraine-y for alcohol. I have a 7 week food baby.

I've had a cold turkey sandwich twice since that thread was posted.

JMCB09

I'm still waiting for someone to suggest a FB group after knowing each other for 5 seconds

tourqeyes

@ashleysyn2 you are only allowed to recruit people for FB after you have posted here approximately only 3 times. You should know better.

pantherRN

Panther waz hurr.

likeanoldtimemovie

JMCB09 said:

I'm still waiting for someone to suggest a FB group after knowing each other for 5 seconds

HAY. I just asked earlier if we were going to start one... I just... I just want to know you all so much. SO. MUCH.

JMCB09

   

1982Babies

JMCB09 said:

   

JMCB09

1982Babies said:

JMCB09 said:

   

You're dead to me

1982Babies

JMCB09 said:

1982Babies said:

JMCB09 said:

   

You're dead to me

AKbadwolf

tealowl

JMCB09 said:

aliletz said:

Oh, one more question- if my poop curls at the end, that means I'm having a boy, right?

Right, b/c its like a penis.  (I just LOLed at curly penis)

OMG /DED AT WORK RIGHT NOW

LyndseylovesHugh

Can I add one too?  Just because you have no symptoms at 5 weeks does not mean there is something wrong and does not mean that you will not get symptoms down the road.  Barfing all day does NOT equal a healthy pregnancy.  Consider yourself lucky, those who have all day "morning" sickness probably don't want to read about the fact that you feel perfect.

LyndseylovesHugh

Luckynumbers81 said:

I took a bath today, did I deep fry my baby?

Yes.

JMCB09

Luckynumbers81 said:

I took a bath today, did I deep fry my baby?

Just immediately jump in an ice bath and it'll be okay.