Is there a drinking thread?

Rae1105

Because my kid hasn't pooped in 2 days, is teething and has a cold.

Tonight will suck hard.

stoneycakes

Yeah I hear that.  We used to celebrate when DS pooped.  It was like "tonight's gonna be a good night!"  Luckily, it's not like that anymore.  So there's hope.  I still drink, though

Drea926

I'm wine-ing. Just because.

I have a glass of wine every night now. Is that bad? :P

Rae1105

I'm wine - ing too. I just walked in my apartment and my smoke detectors are chirping. They are 10 ft ceilings and I only have a step ladder. Thank god my dad lives close

Rae1105

I'm drinking wine tonight but I bought a liter. That's normal right :-)

Drea926

Actually I'm enjoying the fact that DH and I are having "separate night". He's playing online video games with his brother and I'm watching What Not to Wear with wine and chocolate covered pretzels. 

Rae1105

I LOVE what not to wear @drea926

Rae1105

@justAphase is apparently one of the suggested words on my phone...

Drea926

@Rae1105 - I kind of want my son to be like Clinton Kelly. Is that weird?

Rae1105

Drea926 said:

@Rae1105 - I kind of want my son to be like Clinton Kelly. Is that weird?

Hell no he is awesome

stoneycakes

Drea926 said:

@Rae1105 - I kind of want my son to be like Clinton Kelly. Is that weird?

He totally cracks me up on The Chew.

Rae1105

I've never watched the chew. I'm always at work and my boss makes me keep the TV on Fox News... yeah yall read that right. FOX NEWS

Drea926

Rae1105 said:

I've never watched the chew. I'm always at work and my boss makes me keep the TV on Fox News... yeah yall read that right. FOX NEWS

There needs to be a Boo button next to the Love Its.

Rae1105

Yeah and when him or his wife is in, the volume has to be on. It's awesome...

shadypines

I'm staying clean till Thanksgiving. :-S

Rae1105

justAphase said:

Rae1105 said:

I've never watched the chew. I'm always at work and my boss makes me keep the TV on Fox News... yeah yall read that right. FOX NEWS

You need a new job


I just got a promotion and a raise and a new desk away from the tv. My boss is family and is very good to me.

Rae1105

I will suck it up :-)

Who else takes you drinking at lunch for the hell of it?

MerkinMerv

I will soon. DD had a fever after not really napping today. I'm keeping her medicated and putting her down for bed soon. Vodko'clock on its way!

Rae1105

LauraT25 said:

It would be really hard for me to sit there and not mock Fox News all day.

Oh I do. Normally it's on mute.

LoveActually4

pobrecita said:

I'm drinking cider. I got a frantic call from MH around 6 to get home because DS was freaking out. Awesome.

Everything ok now?

Drea926

@Sterling13 - Couldn't have said it better myself!

Rae1105

My dad is a life saver. Fixed my alarms AND got my kid to poop.

ShakeyJakey

Hello. I'm not drinking yet because kid is still awake. But after he goes to bed some friends are coming to make cookies and I'm finishing my art project.

I had a nerve conduction today. They stick an acupuncture needle in your muscles and move it around. And then shock you with a wand. I need all the drinks.

Dubwife79

It's wine'o'clock here. Dh is putting our crazy kid to bed and I'm drinking wine and catching up on dvr shows. I can hear her singing happy birthday to mr waternoose, sully and mike. Dh may be in there awhile.

Rae1105

ShakeyJakey said:

Hello. I'm not drinking yet because kid is still awake. But after he goes to bed some friends are coming to make cookies and I'm finishing my art project.

I had a nerve conduction today. They stick an acupuncture needle in your muscles and move it around. And then shock you with a wand. I need all the drinks.

Omg I will drink for you! Hope all is well.

MamatoA2010

Not yet as I know but there needs to be. I'm sick and my DD has head lice Good times!

ShakeyJakey

Thanks @rae1105. I won't know the results for two weeks. I just hope I don't have to do it again.

MerkinMerv

Gracias @sterling13!

WasNotWas

@shakeyjakey you looked real pretty when you were getting tested!!

I'm waiting on some Redd's to get cold because my crazy ass MIL (that's redundant), the one who isn't coming to our thanksgiving in favor of having her own 20 minutes away, is stopping by tomorrow to bring the kids thanksgiving presents (that's a thing, right?) and a "dish" for our dinner...I'm going to have to do the hard stuff tomorrow...

msdrdg

My kid smashed his face into the corner of his bed as a protest.  DH and I haven't even cooked dinner for ourselves yet.  We got a $7400 (yes you read that right) gas bill tonight.  WTAF???? 

It has been a stellar evening in the msdrdg house.

Send booze, lots of booze!

MamatoA2010

@SunnyDays26- Thank you sweets! No voice for me today and I'm sure tomorrow won't be any better. DD only had one nit and had a shampoo with Nix tonight that should kill everything. I'm getting checked tomorrow to see if those little fuckers got on me. Not what I wanted to do on my "day off", lol!

ShakeyJakey

Thanks @wasnotwas! It was yesterday's make up. Shhh.

I want thanksgiving presents

Rae1105

@mabelshesabiotch I pm'd you two songs earlier. Just FYI

msdrdg

SunnyDays26 said:

My kid smashed his face into the corner of his bed as a protest.  DH and I haven't even cooked dinner for ourselves yet.  We got a $7400 (yes you read that right) gas bill tonight.  WTAF???? 

It has been a stellar evening in the msdrdg house.

Send booze, lots of booze!

How is that even possible? The gas bill, I mean.

I have no fucking idea.  Our last bill was like $60.  Then we got a new meter installed, they made us, and now it is $7400.  WTAF?  They are out of their god damned minds if they think I'm paying that.  DH said we would have had to installed 7 more furnaces and run them at 100% for 24 hours a day for the entire month to even think about getting that high.

msdrdg

MabelShesABiotch said:

7400 is a mistake. We just filled up 150 gallons of propane in a high cola area and it was 600 bucks.

Yeah, it's a mistake or a messed up meter or both.  Now I have to deal with calling them and getting them to fix it.  Then have to take time off to wait at home for them to come fix/replace the stupid ass meter again.  Grrrrr!

Nechie122

DH is picking up my ILs at the airport. They will be here for a week. Of course I'm drinking.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

I need to pee but I'm so lazy.

Now that is lazy.

LuckyDad

Dancing and cookies

MerkinMerv

justAphase said:

Me: Maya, don't drink that water (bath water), it's not good for you. Maya: but, tea parties tho Future parenting poster right here y'all.

I like her style.  Give her an SN and hook her up STAT.

Rae1105

My kid is out. I'm on glass two. I'm ready. And good Lord the notifications.

Rae1105

I just got a hotel room for me and my new guy for my Christmas party. MY DRY SPELL WILL BE OVER ON DECEMBER 7TH GUISE!