WTFBW!

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WTFB!  Maybe I shouldn't have been doubled over with laughter as you stood 2 feet from me yelling MOMMA MOMMMMMA over and over again the other night for fun... as the Jepp is MUCH smaller and therefor LOUDER place for you to be YELLING my name from like 10 inches away from my ears for 45 mins to school this morning.  oiy.  

littleredfish

A game does not consist of removing everything from the box/bag/bin it is stored in. Also, emptying said contents all over does not signal the end of the game and the need to move on to the next "game". Making piles of things all over the house without actually playing with anything, makes the vein in mommy's forehead pulse like an alien is about to burst out.

willadieselstm

Why do you choose 2 hours before I need to get up for work to get up and cry every 30 minutes?? I really would have liked to sleep those last two hours.  So now, you are back to a sound sleep, and so is daddy, but I'm the only one who has to go to work today!! Grr.

MelissaMiso

WTFB? Why does mommy's lap become the holding spot for all the alphabet magnets and other various small toys while she is trying to pay bills online? There is only so much room on my lap and the spot on the couch right next to mommy is just as good a holding spot. Why must you cry and yell if mommy can no longer hold them...especially when you have moved on to playing with something else anyway? 

Can I add a WTF Gods of Sleep Issues? WTFGOSI???? Why is it every night this week I close my eyes and morning arrives many hours later but I feel like I haven't slept one iota????? And if you are going to make me talk in my slept, can I at least speak coherently so DH can at clue me in on what's going on in my unrestful brain?

MrsH11710

littleredfish said:

A game does not consist of removing everything from the box/bag/bin it is stored in. Also, emptying said contents all over does not signal the end of the game and the need to move on to the next "game". Making piles of things all over the house without actually playing with anything, makes the vein in mommy's forehead pulse like an alien is about to burst out.

Glad to hear that my DD isn't the only one playing this "game"!

bellelamb

Oh the ever popular dump crap out game.... My three year old still plays so my house looks a tornado went though all the time BUT I ignore it any more I'm tired of picking up the same thing 100 times a day

bellelamb

michyme123 said:

Wtfb?! I turn my head for 10 seconds and in that time you find a marker somewhere and scribble on the couch. You have now lost all marker privileges.

Lol marker privileges yeah not until they're five do they gain those here. Color wonderful all the way