Open letter Wednesday

financialdiva

Let's hear them

mhickey426

Dear Dh

I know you are off today so I understand that you wanted to sleep in but you totally owe me for getting up early and dropping the baby at you moms house.  You had better jump up this weekend at the first peep out of our dd!  Also, those dishes in the sink could use a nice scrub.

love youuuu! 

From

your very nice wife

Dear lawyer

Please get the contract for our house out.  I really want to get it signed so we can find our new place.

From

Super excited 

shakinros

Dear potential job,

What a lovely final interview that was, don't you think? I know you're calling my references. Maybe make me an offer before thanksgiving? I sure would love to be out of here and moving after the holidays.

And please, for the love of all things holy, make me an offer that includes a decent salary? I'm really nervous that we spent all this time together and won't be able to reach an agreement.

Love,
Shakinros

sugarbear0524

Dear DS's daycare--

We are so out of there as soon as I can make it happen. You've moved poor DS 3 times in the past week and he sobbed for his teacher this morning and didn't understand why he had to move again. And, as it turns out, the girl I think is so unprofessional is your new director?!

He is Primrose bound even if I never see the inside of a good restaurant or have any extra money again.

Fed Up Mommy.

MamaAllison

Dear DH,

In answer to your question, I will be "playing the pregnancy card" until I'm no longer pregnant. Seeing as I still do everything I did before getting pregnant, while creating human life, I'll assume that is ok with you. You can keep the snarky comments to yourself.

Love,

Don't feel guilty anymore that you aren't getting laid

dglvrk2

MamaAllison said:

Dear DH,

In answer to your question, I will be "playing the pregnancy card" until I'm no longer pregnant. Seeing as I still do everything I did before getting pregnant, while creating human life, I'll assume that is ok with you. You can keep the snarky comments to yourself.

Love,

Don't feel guilty anymore that you aren't getting laid

My brain is fried and I have to get back to work, so no open letter for me today.  However, I'd say this too.  It's good to know I'm not the only one in my third trimester who wants more sleep time than sexy time!!! :-)  (I was 30 weeks yesterday....silly Bump won't post my ticker.)

LoCarb

Dear work, Stop being soooo busy. -you're interfering with my bump time

ss+el

Dear DH,
Our son goes to school now. Please stop keeping him up past 10pm. You don't have to wait for me to get home from work. You know how to do bedtime.

PS You also know how to give baths