Want to play a game?

portentosa

Monkeybabe

LexiLupin said:

Trash bags, bleach, chainsaw?

You and I are thinking along the same lines.

Bleach, a big plastic bin, and a knife, was what I was going to say.

portentosa

I've had 2 glasses of wine and am about to go to bed so I can't think up anything clever at the moment, but a couple of my favorite responses from other people are...

"telescopic camera lens, ski mask, photo album
Then take pictures of the cashier with your cell phone as they are checking you out."

and

"rope, cucumber, 50 shades of grey"

portentosa

I once walked up with with a Disney movie, chicken soup, orange juice, and Draino..... I had a sick H, a plugged toilet, and a Disney obsession, but I worried that I looked like the step mom from the Sixth Sense poisoning some kid or something.

portentosa

MabelShesABiotch said:

Largest cucumber I c as n find. Big bottle of lube. Dog leash.

So we are to assume you already own a collar?

LuckyDad

Pregnant Yoga DVD, Condoms, Shoe Polish.

nanabanana06

Depends (the underwear kind), condoms, duct tape

magentawarped

Pregnancy test, plunger, razor blades.

klondikebar

plastic apron, hammer, pliers

tarp, duct tape, blender

bleach, eye dropper, super glue

razor blades, muzzle, small ball

saw, 5 gallon buckets, rubber gloves

randomsalpal

Baby oil, enemas and a slip-n-slide.  

Lotion, binoculars and tissues @luckydad

NotSharknado

KlondikeBar said:

plastic apron, hammer, pliers

tarp, duct tape, blender

bleach, eye dropper, super glue

razor blades, muzzle, small ball

saw, 5 gallon buckets, rubber gloves

I feel like you've done this before.


Dexter? Is that you?

NotSharknado

Milk
Ice cream
Cheese
Lactose intolerant pills

NotSharknado

Parenting For Dummies book
Booze
NyQuil

shadypines

Porn, machete & bible!

missyishere

Lipstick
Wig
Baby powder

NotSharknado

MabelShesABiotch said:

This thread went a place I don't like

I know which one you're referring to. Ew.

NeneCakies

Large teddy bear, foam finger, sledge hammer

magentawarped

Hey...if you were a cashier, you'd be freaked.

missyishere

I like the @engrishmuffin SN better @jack9.  It doesn't have numbers.  #BIGGESTAWEVER