This actually happened

littleredfish

So in the last 2 weeks DD has been sick, I've been sick, DH's grandmother passed away, we've been crazy busy with work, it's been a mad house around here. Anyway, DH and I haven't had sex in I'd say the last 3 weeks at least and haven't exactly felt like it with all that's going on, we're both just so exhausted. Yesterday morning I wake up and DH says "thanks for last night, I think I really needed that". To which I responded "say wha..?" Apparently I had sleep sex with my husband. I have been known to sleep walk, sleep talk, but this is new. I never would have thought I could do that without waking myself up. Maybe it was awful and DH just didn't want to say that and be rude lol. The twist in this situation? I took my last round of BCPs the week before I got sick planning to get a new script from the doctor at DDs next vaccine appointment, but then she got sick, I got sick and everything else went down. I didn't think I had to rush since we were in no rush to get it on. Now we unknowingly did the deed unprotected and I've been super paranoid ever since! I would be happy one way or the other, but the plan was to wait a couple of months so I'm a little more established at work. So, now the waiting game where everything feels like a symptom. 

ELF4321

Wow. I've heard of that but didn't know if it was just an urban legend.

littleredfish

Seriously. I saw it once on a TV show and thought; wow that's a terrible excuse to be slutty. LOL jokes on me.  :P

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hahaha that's awesome!

littleredfish

michyme123 said:

Oh my gosh! How crazy! Or maybe HE dreamt you guys had sex so the jokes on him LOL

Bahahaha, that would make me feel better. I asked him if he dreamt it, and he said "I have a LOT of sex dreams, trust me I know the difference" lol.

selockar

OMG. That is crazy and really funny.

ebl2

That is too funny! I can just imagine the look on your face when he thanked you the next morning. I know what you mean when you say everything seems like it might be a symptom. I'm in the same boat. DH and I had unprotected sex once this past month and now I'm wondering if I could be pregnant. I only just got my period back since having LO last month and so I don't know how my cycles are going to be but if they are suppose to be 28 days then I should have started last Saturday. When we conceived DD we had only done it twice so now we're both anxious to know if we're pregnant or not. 

littleredfish

nlynch11 said:

OMG I don't even know what to say to this. Does your DH know you were asleep? Was there any, um, evidence that made you aware of what happened? I always joke with my DH that he can do whatever he wants to me as long as he doesn't wake me up, but there is NO way it would really happen!

Oh there was evidence downstairs. I was so shocked because he told me while we were still in bed and I was still half asleep. I jumped out of bed to check because at first I didn't believe him, but ya, the deed was done. He hasn't stopped apologizing since because he feels bad that I was asleep lol. It makes him feel like it was against my will or something. I just keep assuring him that it was clearly my super horny subconscious at fault here. I just still so shocked that this happens. It like those "I didn't know I was pregnant" people, I don't get how that works either.

MrsH11710

I read this post this morning and I am still in shock for you. I'd never think something like that would happen to me, but I've been so tired lately that I wouldn't be suprised if I slept through it! LOL. I hope that your horny subconscious had a blast!

littleredfish

zoeygirl1105 said:

I keep coming back to read this. I'm sorry but it's just too funny! And I'm jealous you got to do the deed and sleep at the same time.

It would be an awesome skill if I could learn to do this on demand....

MelissaMiso

You do realize that from now on your hubby is probably going to respond to any future frisky advances from you by poking you with a stick several times and asking "are you SURE you're awake???" It will be your new foreplay.

bellelamb

This is a great thread!! I wish I could multi task like that!