I love my cat, but...

TheBub

Damn! Does she have to sleep in our bed every night this week? I have to sleep with the door closed and if I kick her out, she meows LOUD and wakes the kids up. Every morning I have woken up with her on my chest. What happened to her sleeping in the same spot for 23 hours a day and ignoring everyone.

portentosa

My cats would sleep in our bed every night if they could. I feel your pain, because blocking them from the bedrooms with a baby gate upsets them and thy can get loud!!

Every morning I wake up to baby clothes and socks strewn across the living room.

SoDoMojo

Dude. I feel you. My fucking cat sleeps in my armpit every night. She started sleeping there while I was newly knocked up. I thought it was cute. 3 and a half years later? Knock that shit off! And she's super bitchy about it. I can push her away and she's back within 15 seconds. That cat is persistent. So.... every night I have to share my space with a bed hog of a H and a bitchface of a cat. So comfy! 

bulbasaur359

If this is new is it possible she's cold? Could also just be cat behavior lol. I grew up with a kitty at the foot of my bed. I miss having a cat actually and will be getting one after the holidays.

nanabanana06

I feel your pain. Ours will juggernaught the door until the dog barks. She'll also puke on thing while we sleep. We love her, but damn. It's always funny when they are super hyper and needy we'll start getting the cats "high". Cat nip always calms them the eff out. :P

BeckyP005

Mine sleeps at the foot of the bed by my feet. Its the whining in MOTN that I want to strangle him. Oh and the kitty litter...that's a whole other gripe

MrsT0514

I can sympathize. My cat sleeps practically on top of my head every night. Literally though...right above my head (touching though!) On my pillow.

Doesn't help that I have a mild allergy to his dander (I've always been mildly allergic, but also have always lived with cats and dogs in my house).

randomsalpal

I must be the odd one out, I love my kitty cats and would trade them for the world.  It also helps that I have two older children who take turns with the cat litter.  My cats are super well behaved, so honestly I have never had any weird issues with them.  Sorries to all with kitty issues!

wino2006

My kitty likes to spoon with me at night. She also likes to meow loudly at 5am to get me to wake up and play which is when I have to kick her out of my room and shut the door. I have to keep the girls' doors shut or she will try to wake them too. Sometimes she will sit outside their door and meow loudly. That's really my only complaint. Aside from that she is an awesome cat-very dog like. Have you ever watched this youtube video? Cat owners will find it hilarious:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk

[Deleted User]

I love my cat but he is a jerk face asshole and I have to take him to the vet tomorrow and I actually have to take Xanax because that is how terrible the appointments are EVERY SINGLE TIME.  

[Deleted User]

Common phrases I yell at my cat:

Shut up shut up shut up

You stupid fucker, shut up

YOU DON'T RUN MY LIFE

OMG Bob, I might hurt you

If you keep eating like that you are going to get Diabetes

FINE, ILL FEED YOU MORE BUT DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU HAVE TO GET SHOTS EVERY DAY

Oooh bubby, I love you

[Deleted User]

Can someone direct me to what page the corn is on.  I'm really intrigued and too lazy to go through every page.

[Deleted User]

NEVERMIND.  FOUND IT.

I have heard that's good.  I think Anthony Bourdain told me that.

[Deleted User]

WRONG THREAD.  

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