Good news: For the first time ever today, DD2 did NOT poop her pants (or diaper)
Bad news: She pooped on the floor, right in front of her potty
Great news: She later told me she had to go pee, and then she actually POOPED IN THE TOILET. Just like that. No fussing. No hiding. She just went.
Hallelujah!
Farewell, nesticle, you will be missed