If you feel the urge to constantly tell people that you're drunk, let it go. No one cares, no one wants to hear it and you had two beers. Who are you trying to kid?
I got suckered into a Facebook game of sharing a pic from your phone..like they give you a number and you have to post that picture...yeah I had to go to a different one because of a dick pic
Not talking to parenting! We had a get together for my brother's birthday and this girl ends everything she's saying with "dude I'm so drunk!" She's not, and I'm in a stabby mood.
Re: Helpful PSA for today.
I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.,
Anywhere, I would have followed you.