AW my DH

Karbird5 · November 2013

So I have been having issues with insomnia lately. Lying in bed trying to sleep I see a spider drop down onto the mattress right in front of my face. I sit bolt upright and let out a little wail because it was a big one. I see it run under my pillow. My H groggily says "what?" I flip up my pillow and the spider reverses direction at starts running at me. I am backing up screaming spider! He bare handed slaps the mattress, takes him out, wraps him in a tissue and throws him in the toilet. I just kinda stared at him and asked how he could do that waking up from a dead sleep? It was like Indiana Jones. He says "You think that was impressive, watch how fast I get back to sleep." He was snoring inside a minute. Fucker.