10 Things Tuesday

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WasNotWas

1. I don't think I'm gonna have time to bump much today since I got zero done at work yesterday

2. So let's make these good...

3. This is me when I'm trying to get people to be quiet when Tyler is napping

4. When someone takes a bad picture of you...

5. When I try to explain to my toddler that he needs to sleep better than my infant PLEASE

6. And he's all

7. When I get to the bottom of why Ty is crying

8. Thanks go @kcd2007 I'm exercising now

9. If ya know what I mean ::winky face::

10. Welp back to work...

Junemom2013

1. Construction has started on my bathroom

2. I really hope I get called for jury duty tomorrow

3. Today I start my diet again

4. I'm going to stick to the diet this time

5. I don't mind getting up at 4am if my lo needs me

6. I do mind getting up at 4am because my cat got herself locked in a closet again

7. I'm almost done christmas shopping!!

8. I can't wait for the holidays next year. Lo will enjoy it so much more

9. I really wish my family was coming for Xmas. I settle for my in laws.

10. I wish my cat didn't think she's to good to cover her poop.

tiffletons518

1. Stupid sickness still trying to take over my house.. it's been like a month.

2. I started super late again and this period has sucked. I'm a crankapotamus

3. Good Lord Jensen Ackles is sexy...

4. I seriously hate this house and I'm starting to meltdown because Christmas here sucks, we have zero space. I want to move. Yesterday.

5. Also, I need to get laid. Yesterday.

6. I already feel never ending hungry today

7. It snowed last night

8. My 10k is Sunday. My knee hurts, I haven't run in a week, it's supposed to be cold, and rainy. Awesome.

9. Just because now I can't stop drooling over Jensen

10. Don't wanna leave Jared out..

WasNotWas

tiffletons518 has taken the 10 things Tuesday gif crown!

LaBellaVida

1.) Can't wait to get the kids off to school. I am annoyed already. It's 6:35 am. 

2.) We put our house on the market yesterday- for rent. I hope someone rents it, because I can't bare the thought the MH moves back home without us- and I am stuck alone...in this shit hole. 

3.) I've been back to work for 2 days...and I have the next 2 days off- I really need these days off. 

4.) We are going to start packing up the house this week. I am looking forward to it. Actually I am looking forward to a clean house with no clutter, and minimal stuff to clean. 

5.) I just pumped 7.5 oz of liquid gold this morning...most I've ever pumped! I am pretty stoked about it and want to shout from the roof tops my excitement! 

6.) I won't. Don't worry. 

7.) I can hear Owen awake in his crib....he's just chillin talking to himself. 

8.) MH went back to work today, he's been gone an hour and I miss him. 

9.) I'm starving- I need to eat. 

10.) someone please rent our house!! 

tttwalters

1. I hate how a pop up thing always comes up on tb saying Join its Free when I am already signed in! Stop already.

2. LO had a fever yesterday and so he slept with me and DH slept in spare room, I enjoyed it. (the baby cuddles not the fever)

3. WTF SNOW

4. I love mornings, I love coffee and I love that LO plays on his mat happily for 45 minutes.

5. I think I am going to go to the mall today.

6. I think @tiffletons518 is going to rock her 10km, dude you have three kids and just had a baby.

7. @brandic84, we also have our house up for sale, I am sick of showings. I am with you on the please someone just buy/rent it!

8. I finally got an IUD last week, when I went to have my blood drawn the nurse told me she got pregnant with twins when she had an IUD.

9. I really couldn't handle twins.

10. I should probably go and change lo's poopy diaper.

tiffletons518

@wasnotwas Me? yay!

WasNotWas

tiffletons518 said:

@wasnotwas Me? yay!

Lizzybizzy80

1. I know I'm tired when I don't have enough energy to call a bad driver anything more than "biscuit".
2. My go to names are usually motherfucker and jackass.
3. I wish I had mad GIF skills, you guys made me giggle.
4. I keep forgetting which topic is which day.
5. I spent my drive trying to think of an unpopular opinion.
6. It is hard to think of one that isn't either too vanilla or tooooo unpopular.
7. Here is mine because I won't remember it later. See #8 and #9.
8. It is too early for me personally to let B cry it out.
9. It is not too early for me to buy the book 'Go the Fuck to Sleep'.
10. Here is a video of Samuel L. Jackson reading said book (I hope it is clicky)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ENjKi7NkTNE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DENjKi7NkTNE

ETA I want to be clear I do not read this book to B, it is only for DH and I.

FunkyPhoenix

1. My throat hurts real bad (and so does my back bc I need surgery on it)


2. I don't think I will ever be able to have the surgery bc I'm A SAHM and won't be able to lift my 21 lb baby


3. I've come to the realization that I officially have no clue how to get sleep fighting LO to sleep at night


4. Why can't I lose these last 5 lbs?!


5. Oh yeah. I know why... Because I eat 6 Oreos dunked in milk every. single.night.


6. DH just left for 4 days. 4 freaking days!!


7. But I do get the bed and tv all to myself now


8. I also get to never sleep again


9. Still mad at him for leaving. Again.


10. Why can't I stop being mad?

megaroo64

1. I am at work dealing with a lot of teachers that literally think this is a Power Point: 

2. And I'm all like

 

3. B decided that a midnight party might be fun

4. But he was wrong- I just wanted to sleep

 

5. And then it freakin snowed this morning!!! 

6. So everyone on the free way forgot how to drive!

7. I miss The Office

8. While writing this, I have received at least 20 emails.  

9. Better get back to work. 

10. Sorry- had to hurry. 

WasNotWas

This is me right now at work...

phishgirl29

1.  I was up every hour last night.

2.  I'm in a bad mood as a result.

3.  I want to move him into his crib but don't want to make the 10 foot walk into his room if he continues to sleep like crap.

4.  There is snow on the ground today.  Great. (

5.  We are going to a story time group today after lunch.  I hope there is another baby O's age there.

6.  I'm hoping to meet another mom to hang out with.  

7.  Even though I know about 5 other people that have had babies this year, it just hard finding the time to get together.

8.  And....I just got thrown up on.  Awesome.  (

9.  I hope O isn't getting sick.  This is not like him but it could just be more wakeful behavior.  Idk.

10.  Now I feel guilty!  Ugh!  My poor baby!

RedCherry1109

1 Trying to get my 3 year old potty trained.

2. What your child looks like after he gets into your make-up. (yes, that really is my child)

3. What I do when I have no make up and I need to go somewhere

4. What I would like to do to my grandmother every time she brings up that I need to give Cereal.

5. I need a nap.

6. LO has been sleeping in his bed the last two nights.

7.What it's like trying to clean house while you have kids.

8. I'm ready for Christmas.

9. less than 2 weeks and DS1 is out of school for a week.

10. I'm tired of changing a poopy diaper every single diaper change. This is the most he has ever pooped.

Yakut

1. I am totally ignorant of GIFhood so I will just enjoy yours.

2. There is a large possibility that DH will get a very good job in the US at his old workplace VERY SOON and I'm all like "O CANADA! *SOB*" It's like, free healthcare and money worries and no relatives here, or easy livin' and some nice/some toxic relatives and no safety net there? One year of paid maternity leave here, or real job opps in my field for my currently unemployed a$$ there? Plus we finally have a good friend network here, and I hate hot weather. Oh well...being an adult is hella confusing sometimes.

3. I think my gut is getting flatter (pretty please?).

4. LO got his four-month vaccinations yesterday and only cried at the last, most painful one.

5. LO went from 95th/25th height/weight to 97th/50th, to most recently off the charts/85th.

6. I'm missing my 30-lbs-ago figure I got by accident from eating only rye and no wheat bread in Finland, so I'm trying it again. I'm hoping it works again, otherwise it'll be like losing faith in the tooth fairy all over again.

7. I got paranoid after parenthood--I'm afraid to fly to the US with  LO for Thanksgiving, though we're doing it anyway, and I'm afraid to live below, like, the fifth floor anywhere. I did not notice this happening at all.

8. My hair has yet to fall out (probably jinxed myself).

9. I'm afraid I'm too lazy to be a SAHM and I'm not ambitious enough for an outside-the-house job of the kind I used to have.

10.  Toronto's library system is awesome and I will miss it so much when we leave! *SOB*

CoffeeBeanFiend91

1. DD has woken up at 5 ready to play 3 mornings in a row.

2. I seriously considered starting to drink about the same time she scooched horizontal and put her butt in my face.

3. I am so hungry for Burger King..

4. It's getting cold and the spiders are coming in.

5. DD is fake crying... again.

6. I'm lovin being back on the Bump

7. Given that I rarley gave time to wash my hair and DD is always pulling my hair so hard I cry, I am seriously considering dread locks

8. DD attaches herself to my face like a zombie and even makes growling noises. I have to stop letting her watch walking dead with me.

9. I hate that the snow season is starting because people around here can't drive for sh!t in the summer let alone the winter.

10. The idea of going into my crap job today makes me physically ill

jlml2008

1. We had family movie night last night and Monster's University was super cute

2. Going to a mom's night out tonight with a new mom's group...I feel like it's my first day of school again

3. I did school drop off in pajamas this morning

4. There is a mountain of laundry sitting next to me but instead of folding I'm bumping and sipping coffee

5. My mother in law is driving me insane about Thanksgiving

6. We're traveling for the Thanksgiving and I have already started making a list of what we need

7. Traveling with 2 adults and 2 kids means taking a whole bunch of random crap

8. We ate out for breakfast and dinner yesterday and I felt SO lazy. But, hubby is active duty military so he got free meals at both

9. I just spilt some coffee on sweat pants and I have no intention of changing

10. LO only woke up once last night and it was awesome

steph_pegasus

1. I put the movie Anastasia on, ostensibly for LO to watch... She's asleep right now, but it's still playing.
2. Dimitri always reminds me of Leo from his Titanic days.
3. Trying to decide what to work on straightening up today, the house is a disaster area.
4. I got drunk from one beer last night at dinner with DH.
5. I didn't realize I was such a light weight, but usually I drink wine a lot slower so I never even feel buzzed.
6. I found a pattern for a coat that I really want to try to sew.
7. I'm a little tired. I just tried to do number 6 twice.
8. I love it when LO naps on me. Except when I need to get stuff done.
9. I hate being stuck in unemployed limbo. If DH gets the job he applied for, we're moving halfway across the country and there's no point in getting a job here. If he doesn't, I may be missing an opportunity to get a new job relatively quickly. We're waiting to hear back right now....
10. There was a noise from the movie on TV and the cat jumped super hard.

musicalsilver

1. I'm supposed to turn my thesis I'm on Friday but my boss hasn't even looked at the first chapter of it yet.

2. That's kind of okay because I'm definitely not done writing it yet.

3. I have just discovered the wonder that is eBay for buying clothes - it no longer matters quite so much that Express stopped making my size!

4. Despite this I'm still cheesed off that they quit that.

5. I pumped 7oz at my first morning pump for the first time in about a month! I'm so excited that I might only have to pump three, not four, times today.

6. DH's birthday is Thursday and a lab mate's birthday is being celebrated in Friday - I have to therefore bake a cake Wednesday and Thursday nights. Hopefully DH won't mind me making another cake in his birthday. Maybe I'll have to give up (even more) sleep.

7. I've been letting LO sleep in need with me for most of the last two nights. As a result he's only gotten up three times to eat. It's a serious improvement. DH would not approve, but he's not the one getting up.

8. LO rolled over from back to front three times at daycare last week but won't do it for us! Yet another thing that makes me sad to not stay home with LO.

9. LO didn't eat hardly anything at daycare yesterday. He apparently seemed pretty content about it though. He's never going to STTN at this rate.

10. Can it be the holidays already?

CoffeeBeanFiend91

CarolynL8 said:

1. OMG did someone say burger king!?! 2. Catching up on Blacklist. 3. Im tired. 4. Im hungry. CoffeeBean bring me BK!! 5. J is sleeping on me AGAIN! 6. It snowed a little today. 7. I have to pee. 8. SO BAD 9. Right NOW. 10. Wake up J! Wake up! I dont wear diapers like you do. This isnt fair!

LiLi23

1.  MH goes away for 4 days next week and I am dreading it so hard. 

2.  Not that he gets up at night, but bc he does drop off in the morning.  I will have to have both kids out of the house by 6:15/6:30.  TOO DAMN EARLY.

3.  I had a tiny crack in my windshield for a couple weeks that I had forgotten about.  After the ice thawed this morning that tiny crack is now 2/3 of the length of the windshield.  Eff.

4.  I really wish I had more time to spend on here (and fb for that matter).  You ladies are awesome and I lurk a LOT, but I hardly ever have the chance to respond and it makes me sadsies.

5.  S/O the above, I have started writing replies to multiple threads and just haven't' been able to finish, so I have a ton of saved drafts.  Except I don't remember where I started writing them.

6.  I am so looking forward to having our families over for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner I'm practically giddy about it. 

7.  It was snowing out this morning.  Yeah, so not ready for that.

8.  I'm an hour off my regular pumping schedule and that means I'll have to pump and drive.  Boo.

9.  Two more hours until I can leave, though.

10. Yippee