*tap tap* is this thing on?

anustart

No roll call? No who's drinking? 

I told myself 20 mins ago that if I came on (heh heh) and there was no drinking post I wouldn't buuuuuuut now I'm on glass two, sooo....LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 

FrickandFrack

I just finished a Diet Snapple. Does that count? LMK

NotSharknado

Hello.

NotSharknado

pobrecita said:

My ovary hurts.

Ovulating?

MelissaRae1525

Hello! I just watched The Originals thanks to OM and now I'm hoping for sexy dreams about this hottie

Spapeggy

I just had 4 pints. 6 peanut butter ritz crackers and 10 bagel bites.... I feel fat

NotSharknado

Mackalien13 said:

I am getting tipsy thanks to @missyishere and the great state of Iowa

You're in Iowa???

BeckyP005

I'm lame...bedtime for me  

NotSharknado

pobrecita said:

NotSharknado said:

pobrecita said:

My ovary hurts.

Ovulating?

Fuck if I know. Do I ovulate on Mirena? I don't get a period.

Good question. I'm on paraguard and I'm pretty sure I still ovulate.

Littledeer84

wine tonight! traveling with dd tomorrow for a wedding, 6 days off work in a row, oh yeah.

NotSharknado

justAphase said:

So I sent a message to who I thought was @pobrecita last night (or the night before?) on facebook, and I said "Helllllooooooooo, is it me you're looooking for?"

Turns out that was the wrong person. I really hope I made that random person's day though.

Fine. Don't be my FB. I don't care.


:::flips hair:::

NotSharknado

justAphase said:

Paragard ovulation and menstruation is the devil.

FACT.

anustart

Well this blew up quickly! I left for 6 mins to show MH Jimmy Kimmel's halloween candy bit and ya'll were just lurking around all spooky like until someone broke the ice, huh? 

HAIIIIIIIIIIIII. 

Also @justAphase, I can't stop saying "ya'll" SHANKS. 

sandyapples

Two glasses of red wine (not my drink if choice but it was open) and watching Downton Abbey. Certain developments in season 4 fill me with rage.

anustart

pobrecita said:

Y'all. Not ya'll. #petpeeve

drink moar. 

NotSharknado

MrsSkull1107 said:

DD was an absolute angel after dinner tonight. Why, you ask? Because I Eroged her and gave her a sucker. It was amazing. I did chores and I had no yelling, whiney child to comets with.

I feel like I own the World's Okayest Mom title tonight!

I've been doing this too. I regret nothing.

MelissaRae1525

pobrecita said:

If I ovulate do I have to have a period?

Yes. I think

MelissaRae1525

I changed my siggy gif... Not sure how I feel about it.

Littledeer84

pobrecita said:

If I ovulate do I have to have a period?

yes, pretty sure.

Littledeer84

pobrecita said:

If I ovulate do I have to have a period?

I guess you could get pregnant and not have a period

anustart

pobrecita said:

pobrecita said:

Y'all. Not ya'll. #petpeeve

drink moar. 

If you're gonna use it, might as well be right.

Does it really matter when people write "moar" "guise" and "rally" I'm from Iowa where it's not even a real word. ::flips hair, don't care::

sandyapples

I'm fucking sick of Bates. I'm just going to keep talking about Downton Abbey until someone joins me.

anustart

Sorry @thisisbrea I hate when the kids are sick! 

futuremrsdelguidice

I've had a rough week so one of my girlfriends just called me up as says she's bringing over some Redds in just a few minutes so I will be right there with ya!

MintBerryCrunch

sandyapples said:

Two glasses of red wine (not my drink if choice but it was open) and watching Downton Abbey. Certain developments in season 4 fill me with rage.

I feel like I am one of the only Amercuns to be watching S4 already and I can't discuss it with anyone!! I need to watch the latest episode but otherwise Im caught up...I don't know how/why people are waiting for January for this shiz.

Littledeer84

so my town does this thing where you can sign up and have "Santa" call your kid before Christmas. Do you think a just turned three year-old would like or even get that? it sounds so cute, but I'm not sure DD would understand

sandyapples

MintBerryCrunch said:

sandyapples said:

Two glasses of red wine (not my drink if choice but it was open) and watching Downton Abbey. Certain developments in season 4 fill me with rage.

I feel like I am one of the only Amercuns to be watching S4 already and I can't discuss it with anyone!! I need to watch the latest episode but otherwise Im caught up...I don't know how/why people are waiting for January for this shiz.

I'm not American but I'm not waiting either. I'm on episode 5 I think. I just started watching a few weeks ago.

missyishere

Just like you did before @mackalien13.  Go to "My Account", change avatar, upload picture from desktop, and it will give you the option to save as avatar.  It takes a few minutes to go into effect.

nanabanana06

I had a small diaper related panic attack. Now I'm eating chips and chocolate drizzled kettle corn and drinking a Redd's Apple Ale. Such a well balanced dinner.

missyishere

Mackalien13 said:

also gimme code for birthdesmoines ticker

Just c&p it from someone else's siggy into yours.  It works, promise.  #getwiththeinterwebzMack

jorkz821

Drinking water. Sigh. DD was making a bunch of noise in her room and I was all "Go to sleep, kid!" Then I go to check on her a couple minutes later and can't open the door because:

sandyapples

Littledeer84 said:

so my town does this thing where you can sign up and have "Santa" call your kid before Christmas. Do you think a just turned three year-old would like or even get that? it sounds so cute, but I'm not sure DD would understand

I think my kid would get it but I wouldn't make it a surprise because that would freak her out. My kid is 3

missyishere

DH makes fun of me when you all give me the gigs.  He's all, "oh, are the 'interwebz' funneh?!"  Yes, motherfucker, they are.  TYVFM!

pghmortdoll

NotSharknado said:

pobrecita said:

NotSharknado said:

pobrecita said:

My ovary hurts.

Ovulating?

Fuck if I know. Do I ovulate on Mirena? I don't get a period.

Good question. I'm on paraguard and I'm pretty sure I still ovulate.

Paragard has no hormones (I have this one). You still ovulate, the copper is what keeps you from getting KU.

Mirena is hormonal bc. No ovulation (or you shouldn't anyway). The "periods" people get on hormonal bc arent real ones.

Ovulating and not getting KU = real period.

Didn't know this shit til I was pregnant with DS, forreal.

Paragard periods are fucking hell.

Oh, and I'm not drinking but I totally Christmas shopped Saturday and today!

anustart

@Mackalien, are you coming to Birthdesmoines?!?! Okay so I'm rally confused because I thought I calculated your current ticker to May but isn't BDSM in March? What is happening?! @sookiefrackhouse68

missyishere

She'll be here for both @anustart. 

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missyishere

TWHS

anustart

Is @mabelshesthebomb a fucking psychic? I see no siggy or avatar change ya'll y'all yall. 







@pobrecita love to hate me, k?

MelissaRae1525

@pobrecita

RayRay007

My gf and i had a girls night last weekend and I'm drinking her leftover beer teehee. Had night class so a beer and The food network is a good way to clear my head of academic talk before bed.