Funny Story Time:

melissaraemurphy

I want to hear your funny stories, bump related or not!

One of my favorites is:

We were buying Oreos one day, and I opened the package before we had actually purchased them to eat one. The guy behind us in line says "Are you sharing with everyone?" and my husband says "Careful, she might bite your hand off!" 

It was all fun and games and laughter until, I kid you not, the guy held up a NUB. He literally did not have a hand.

Crap like that happens to me all.the.time. 

Fy1124

Lol that is so funny!!

I have a funny bump related story!! My sister and I went shopping to L.A. and I was like four months prego and the sales girl asks if I'm like 8 months pregnant!! I wanted to say, "no bitch!" Lol I just laughed and said no I'm four months just big I guess!! Everyone tells me I'm small for how far I am but she obviously didn't think so! Haha

Assilemmm09

Lol oh my!

Today I went to get my nails done and a pedicure, as I was reading a magazine the girl doing my nails asks "your almost going to give birth right?" And
I said confuced " mmm no until march why?"
Her : oh because your face looks big, like swollen thought you might be near "

Mmm thanks for telling me I'm fat? Lol I couldn't stop laughing for some reason, instead of getting mad or something haha I guess I was just sleepy!

melissaraemurphy

^^ I would have kicked her!! Haha