Campaign promises go here.

FordFalcor

Listen up! If you have been nominated or are interested in being the next June 2013 mod, you're gonna have to earn it. @BLT20051 left some big shoes to fill, yo.

@amtobey will be putting up a poll for our voting pleasure later. But for now, make us love you! Tell us who you are and such.

FordFalcor

Sorry, @amtobey - we cab skip campaigning and get to the polls!!

ASmallWonder

As previously stated, I vow to remove the calories from baked goods and alcohol.  Based on additional research (at Friendly's - PB Cup Sundae FTW!), I amend my vow to include ice cream.

I fully support same sex bumping and excessive use of "TWSS."  

I believe that our BMB is great but has the potential to be amazing.  If we all work together, we can change the future for the better.  Higher quality GIFs, proper grammar and punctuation and siggies that feature slide shows of adorable babies.  Together, YES WE CAN.

FordFalcor

Remember that time I tried to read and comment on every single one of your "it's a..." posts? Even though my due date was at the beginning of the month?

Yeah. That's love.

FordFalcor

And remember when I fought off the Bbc invasion of 2013 and you all learned how many height challenged people are on this board?

WasNotWas

I will point to the leaderboard to show my commitment of time and effort to this board

ASmallWonder

BLang23 said:

I will crush all the little people while climbing my way to the top. Once on top I will laugh as i ban you all....

Just kidding.

If you vote for me your kid will sleep through the night. If you're not for me, you're against me. If you're against me, you're against your kid sleeping through the night. Flawless logic.

Vote for me.

::::BLang for POTUS 2013:::::

If you mean "little people" literally, I will have you know that we are a fierce people.  We are not above kicks to the shins.  No, really.  We're not above the shins on most people.

ASmallWonder

BLang23 said:

elmoali said:

BLang23 said:

I will crush all the little people while climbing my way to the top. Once on top I will laugh as i ban you all....

Just kidding.

If you vote for me your kid will sleep through the night. If you're not for me, you're against me. If you're against me, you're against your kid sleeping through the night. Flawless logic.

Vote for me.

::::BLang for POTUS 2013:::::

If you mean "little people" literally, I will have you know that we are a fierce people.  We are not above kicks to the shins.  No, really.  We're not above the shins on most people.

I'm 5'1

This is not a fight you will win, my tall-by-comparison friend.  I am 4'10.  Bring it.

WasNotWas

I'm 5'10" so I win, right? That's how this works? It's a climbing thing?

ASmallWonder

WasNotWas said:

I'm 5'10" so I win, right? That's how this works? It's a climbing thing?

I will call height discrimination so fast on this shit it will make your head in the clouds SPIN.

WasNotWas

elmoali said:

WasNotWas said:

I'm 5'10" so I win, right? That's how this works? It's a climbing thing?

I will call height discrimination so fast on this shit it will make your head in the clouds SPIN.

ASmallWonder

WasNotWas said:

elmoali said:

WasNotWas said:

I'm 5'10" so I win, right? That's how this works? It's a climbing thing?

I will call height discrimination so fast on this shit it will make your head in the clouds SPIN.

DO NOT MOCK ME!!!!

WasNotWas

@elmoali

ASmallWonder

WasNotWas said:

@elmoali

That literally made me LOL.  *Resumes mod battle to the DEATH!*

ASmallWonder

BLang23 said:

@Elmoali and I are gonna kick you in your extremely long shins til you go down @wasnotwas!!! You won't know what hit (or kicked) you!!! Mostly bc you won't be able to see us!!

*Disclaimer: I don't mean me.  Any estimate of my athletic abilities would be grossly overstated.

WasNotWas

JFC DO NOT GOOGLE "ANKLE BITING GIF" *shudders*

KellenHi21

WasNotWas said:

I'm 5'10" so I win, right? That's how this works? It's a climbing thing?

5'11" ::insert evil laugh::

ASmallWonder

kellen&estevan said:

I'm 5'10" so I win, right? That's how this works? It's a climbing thing?

5'11" ::insert evil laugh::

The taller they are, the harder they fall.  Just sayin.

WasNotWas

kellen&estevan if you get it, your first order of business should be to change your name to something more easily taggable!!

WasNotWas

are they holding up an old timey canon launcher? @blang23

FordFalcor

Too busy bickering to care about their constituents. Tsk tsk.

KellenHi21

WasNotWas said:

kellen&estevan if you get it, your first order of business should be to change your name to something more easily taggable!!

Lol I actually want to! I made the sn on the knot a long time ago before I even knew there were boards! Who do I talk to?!

WasNotWas

Email community@thebump.com and give them your top 3 choices

KellenHi21

Gracias!

CindyRelluh

Damn I totally missed this thread. I believe this has sealed my mod fate. Womp womp.

CindyRelluh

Also, I read MOST of the words, I'm laffin at you guise! @blang23 I almost peed at the "Little Kingz Revolution"