First World Problems, anyone?

CheesyPeas

I have a FWP I need to get off my chest.  It's been bugging me for a long time now, and this weekend just took me over the edge.  DH, DS, the dog, and I made the 2 hour trip back to our hometown this past weekend to visit with family.  We drove our newer Honda Odyssey, and I drew the short straw and had to drive back yesterday afternoon.  With the direction we were heading and the position of the sun, I kept getting blinded by the silver Honda emblem on the steering wheel.  It seemed like no matter how I positioned the steering wheel, I kept catching a reflection off the emblem, and I couldn't take it.  I had to drive with my hand over the center of the steering wheel so that the sun would bounce off of a non-reflective surface.  I've had this problem so many times that I've contemplated painting the damn thing with fingernail polish.  I would tape over it or something too if I weren't so darn paranoid about tampering with the spot where an air bag is supposed to deploy.  Darn you, Honda, for making your steering wheel emblem reflective!  Me and my headaches curse you!!!

Anyone else want to join me in being a brat and complain about problems that so much of the world would love to have?

pettycrocker

FWP-  Fuck you 8am baselines. 

FWP- H is taking my car to drive out to newbumblefuck somewhere, because he doesn't want to get his tire fixed. 

FWP- I can't have bacon for every meal. 

FWP- Every month I have to change my SS orders on Amazon because I can't commit to certain products on a monthly basis, but I want that 20%. 

FWP- My kid ordered TWO $10 movies on my kindle. I thought I had it locked with a passcode- Womp womp. 

I feel like I have more, but FWP I haven't had enough coffee to full function yet. 

~O)

+SouthernMomma+

FWP- DD has no school today and I'm out of coffee -_-

Jen071407

I'll play!

FWP - I went "shopping" (AKA put things in my cart) on the Under Armour website last night because I was bored. And golly gee, I can't afford all $481 dollars worth of clothes I put in there. I'm heartbroken. It really is a travesty. 

CheesyPeas

Mrs Castillo, (and I have no idea if my tagging job will tag you), I now want bacon, and the only food from the bacon food group in the cafeteria today is cold bacon crumbes on the salad bar.  So I'm adopting your FWP.

+SouthernMomma+ (see if I get a tagging fail x2 in this response), I feel your pain!  I'm trying to transition from coffee to one cup of hot tea in the morning, and it's just not cutting it for me today.  I think you and DD need to make a coffee run!

@Jen071407, a travesty indeed!  I did that the other day with Hanna Andersson underwear for DS. Having to whittle down the shopping cart to a reasonable price tag sucks.  It's like I'm squishing my spirit a little more with every item deleted from the shopping bag/cart.

 

CheesyPeas

Here's another FWP, I have no idea how to tag people with symbols or spaces in their names and it makes me sad.  I thought at first it was impossible to do so but then I saw someone who successfully did it, so now I just feel like a failure.  Not being able to tag online friends while I waste time at a job that pays me way too much to be this unproductive...pity party for me!

freakyfast

Well I had coffee for the last time today, from Starbucks.  

I am hungry for lunch and it is not even 10:30 AM. 

Dammit, I think that is all I can come up with right now.  

tuscanbride2007

So I took Friday off from work for a mental health day. I went and had a spa day complete with massage and haircut. Well it just happened to be that it was my boss' birthday. I told them to leave me some cake, but they forgot and now people keep coming up and telling me what a great cake I missed. Wah. I want cake!

CheesyPeas

@tuscanbride2007, yours made laugh.  I would be super bummed too!

chrissynena

@MrsCastillo I'm cracking up at the bacon comment. I thought I was the only one.

annibes

I have too much flex time to use at work and don't have time to take it, so I just keep adding up hours.

I can't believe the Secret Santa thing at work started last week.. It's not even December, people! I literally got "Boo"ed and a Christmas gift in THE SAME DAY.

I don't like that when I microwave m&m minis, I end up smashing them all over the place because they're too small to pick up carefully when they're melted on the inside.

Jen071407

annibes said:

I don't like that when I microwave m&m minis, I end up smashing them all over the place because they're too small to pick up carefully when they're melted on the inside.

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GraceyandTroy

I just got a new iPhone (gold, 32) and when I transferred all the data from my iTunes account, it cleared out my candy crush.  I was on level 105 and now I have to start over. 

breeanne1974

This whole string made me laugh out loud. I really needed that.

uagirl

My Keurig isn't programmable.  There are mornings when walking all the way to the other end of the house to push the power button is too time consuming.  I wish I had the auto-on version.

freakyfast

I hate mobile bumping but I don't want to go downstairs to get on the desktop when I'm comfy upstairs!

+SouthernMomma+

freakyfast said:

I hate mobile bumping but I don't want to go downstairs to get on the desktop when I'm comfy upstairs!

This is why I love my laptop, I literally carry it from room to room because mobile bumping is such a pain and I have a bumping addiction... Like right now, im on my patio enjoying some tea and stalking our boards lol

chusum

I have nothing to add, but these are hilarious!

CeCe8579

I'm leaving for my honeymoon tomorrow and my cough still sounds like a barking dog and I'm constipated! UGH!