Who's hungover?

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BluepointToasted

Nope. Even though I had a huge extra dirty martini and split a bottle of wine with DH.

LaurelBee

::raises hand:: At least my LOs slept in til 7

NotSharknado

Ugh, that happened to me last night. Woke about 2am and tossed and turned all night. Why does booze do this to me?

LaurelBee

Oh! I thought you meant you had a few too many kids and they were keeping you up. I need to go back to bed... Eta spelling

NotSharknado

But I did get to sleep until 8!

NotSharknado

MabelShesTheBomb said:

I have to start keeping soda somewhere in this fucking house for emergencies. I'd cut a bitch for something cold and fizzy right now. Anyone want to deliver me a soda and I have bacon eggs and toast waiting.

I have all the soda but no eggs and bacon. Life is so cruel.

BluepointToasted

Mmmmm, bacon. I hate pop, I'll trade it all for your bacon

LaurelBee

I have soda, eggs, and bacon. You are all welcome over here. Maybe Dh will cook us pancakes too

missyishere

I have curls in my face right now.

NotSharknado

I remember when people liked sleeping at my house, then Sophia came along and everyone's like fuck this shit.

NotSharknado

LaurelBee said:

I have soda, eggs, and bacon. You are all welcome over here. Maybe Dh will cook us pancakes too

I'm only 20 mins from you, don't tempt me!

missyishere

Happy birthday to H, @pobrecita!

LaurelBee

MabelShesTheBomb said:

LaurelBee said:

I have soda, eggs, and bacon. You are all welcome over here. Maybe Dh will cook us pancakes too

Omg. Im so in. No one has made me breakfast before squeeeeeeeeeee.

You have my sorries. It's a fact that breakfast just tastes better when you don't have to cook it yourself

NotSharknado

missyishere said:

I have curls in my face right now.

When did she finally go to sleep?

missyishere

1ish, tossed and turned on me all night, and now she's wide a fucking wake @notsharknado. She's lucky she's cute.

NotSharknado

I can't believe no one has ever made you breakfast, Mabel.

LoveActually4

@laurelbee I'm on my way...

NotSharknado

missyishere said:

1ish, tossed and turned on me all night, and now she's wide a fucking wake @notsharknado. She's lucky she's cute.

Was it just an off night or is she getting sick?

LaurelBee

@pobrecita Happy birthday to your cutie!

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missyishere

NotSharknado said:

missyishere said:

1ish, tossed and turned on me all night, and now she's wide a fucking wake @notsharknado. She's lucky she's cute.

Was it just an off night or is she getting sick?

We're not at home, so she didn't sleep well being out of her element.

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missyishere

STTN is the most relieving thing ever.

LaurelBee

I'm going to talk Dh into buying me Panera. Everything bagels to me are like JJs subs to @notsharknado

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NotSharknado

LaurelBee said:

I'm going to talk Dh into buying me Panera. Everything bagels to me are like JJs subs to @notsharknado

I do like their soup!

anustart

I slept like a behbeh #somuchwine

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LaurelBee said:

I'm going to talk Dh into buying me Panera. Everything bagels to me are like JJs subs to @notsharknado

OMG, I need Panera bagels like NOW. I slept half the night in our recliner because my fetus hates me and is killing me from the inside out. When I am not pregnant I will be drinking ALL THE BOOZE.

NotSharknado

MrsSkull1107 said:

Audball just had a tantrum because I didn't pretend wash my hands in her fake sink.

You are so mean!

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NotSharknado

By the way @MrsSkull1107, you broke my snap. It's frozen on you being disgusted by your orange kit kat.

Orange kit kat? The fuck?

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pinitbaby

I'm checking in! LO is gone to her dads for the day Lazing on the couch watching my older kids play Minecraft and bumping. My 8yr old son is so sweet, he brought me a pillow and a blankie. I heart him.
Frozen grapes are my fucking shit when I'm hungover..ya I said it

RayRay007

Mmm bacon. DD slept until after 8 and ILs took her so I could do school work. DD has been a horrible sleeper all week so she owed me and paid me back on a good day. 

ETA: to not sound like a douche hopefully

LuckyDad

SookieFrackhouse68 said:

lol poor @luckydad always get wastey and then we all abandon him.

West coast fucka.

More like y'all abandon me when I'm halfway through my second drank, so I just give up most nights. Whomp whomp.

missyishere

Sorrynotsorry you're in the wrong time zone, bro.

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LuckyDad

MabelShesTheBomb said:

Guess you have to move so you can be a better drunk bumper. If thats not a reason idk what is.

I'd say cost of living, but you probably live in a higher COL area than I do and are a high quality drunk bumper.