So I'm taking a shower getting ready for the night of trick or treating... And I look up at the window ( the one the is actually in my shower and I hate !!) And the blinds for some reason decide to break at that moment after 7 years! Exposing my porn boobs to the world!!! I scream and cover what I can ... So I'm trying to cover myself ... all the while also trying to rinse my hair I'm also hoping of starting a new trend since I only got one half of my lady parts shaved ... My boyfriend is laughing.. I am to now that I'm dressed. But in my mind I keep thinking why it could not have happend to him !!
A window in a shower is a really stupid architectural design. I can sort of see one in by a bathtub so you can relax and look out...but in a shower. Usually, when you take a shower, it is all about business.
IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54
2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4; BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
I have always wondered why there are sometimes windows built into showers for this very reason.
Blasphemy! I looooooooove windows in showers! Give me some natural light as I bathe. When renting, I wouldn't even consider places that didn't have a window in the bathroom. That's just cruel.
That said, I've never had my boobies exposed to the neighbors, so...
I have always hated this window !!! Now I hate it even more ! BTW the boyfriend is still laughing about it... The next place we get I hope will have no windows in the shower ...
Porn Boobs? 0_O *giggles* But seriously.. once I had an apartments complex workman unlock my front door and walk in on me trying to get dressed to answer the door. So I can sympathize with your trauma.
Well it looks out into the backyard but my boyfriend had a friend over and the 18 year old neighbor boy could have been out there ... We live in a duplex and share thee yard !! Lol my boyfriend is still laughing!!
I totally get what you mean by "porn boobs". My hubby is veeeerrryyy happy with mine. Lol. Sorry yours were exposed to the world! Lol. If anyone had seen, you could've had your boyfriend run out and charge them $5 for the show! Lol
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I used to have a window in my shower and I got a decal thing from home depot that made it look like frosted glass. It worked really well so I didn't need blinds and it still let light in. I do remember that I changed it after about 3 years when I put that house on the market because it was getting kind of gross on the edges. But it was cheap and easy to do.
Re: Not Pregnancy related but my "traumatic" shower today !!
BFP#1 05.2005- didn't know I was pg until m/c.
BFP#2 11.01.11 EDD 07.15.12 m/c 11.26.11 @ 6.5 weeks
BFP#3 03.12.12 EDD 11.26.12 mm/c 04.29.12 @ 8 weeks
BFP#4 10.08.12 EDD 06.08.13 m/c 11.29.12 @ 8.5 weeks
cp on 03.27.13 BFP#5 09/10/13 EDD 05.25.14 Induced & Emergency C-section 05/09/14
A window in a shower is a really stupid architectural design. I can sort of see one in by a bathtub so you can relax and look out...but in a shower. Usually, when you take a shower, it is all about business.
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
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Blasphemy! I looooooooove windows in showers! Give me some natural light as I bathe. When renting, I wouldn't even consider places that didn't have a window in the bathroom. That's just cruel.
That said, I've never had my boobies exposed to the neighbors, so...
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