WTF Wednesday

EmeJay

EmeJay

I have so many WTF today:

1- We went under contract on our house after only 6 days on the market. Yay! The couple that put the offer had a mortgage pre-aproval of almost twice the price they offered us. All was good until yesterday when suddenly their bank couldn't give them the lease? WHAT? Back to square one

2- I've been working on a big project from hell for the last 6 months at job. We're set to launch it on Friday, but the stupid company with which we work on the project just won't answer my calls and emails to give us the final approval. I'm so over this shit.

3- Started spotting a lot yesterday. Why did I think I would get the infamous HSG cycle BFP? uh.

4- My BFF ex want to go to lunch with me next week. I feel so uncomfortable doing so. I'm sure he wants to talk about her and what he could do to get her back. This is so awkward.

INmommy871278

EmeJay said:

I have so many WTF today:

1- We went under contract on our house after only 6 days on the market. Yay! The couple that put the offer had a mortgage pre-aproval of almost twice the price they offered us. All was good until yesterday when suddenly their bank couldn't give them the lease? WHAT? Back to square one

2- I've been working on a big project from hell for the last 6 months at job. We're set to launch it on Friday, but the stupid company with which we work on the project just won't answer my calls and emails to give us the final approval. I'm so over this shit.

3- Started spotting a lot yesterday. Why did I think I would get the infamous HSG cycle BFP? uh.

4- My BFF ex want to go to lunch with me next week. I feel so uncomfortable doing so. I'm sure he wants to talk about her and what he could do to get her back. This is so awkward.

No way in hell would I have lunch with a BFF's ex unless we were friends before the two started dating and even the if BFF was brought up I would say something like that's between you and BFF so you need to speak to her. Also, spotting sucks!

EmeJay

@BPaws - Wow your sister sucks

Honey127

WTF sore throat! Today I can barely swallow, but otherwise feel fine.

I feel like the stress and anxiety of this whole TTC process is really running my body down and I have been sick more this year than any other year. SUCKS!

ADH0906

@BPaws Your sister sounds like a real peach. Sorry that you have to deal with that.

FoxiePM

WTF Gas Station attendent?? I doubt it requires much of a brain to operate the register. Why did it take you 15 minutes to authorize the gas pump. Andplusalso, WTF gas station manager, did you not see him struggling and me standing there getting pissed. It took you 2 seconds to fix once you helped him. I want to punch you!

 

tealowl

I slept in my contacts and scratched my eye so I have to wear my dorky glasses today.

I ran out of foundation and hairspray this morning, so that's over $30 I need to find today to buy those.

I forgot it was potluck day and forgot to bring food.

beckynsean11

OMG @BPaws that is too shitty for words! I'm so sorry!

WTF me? I cannot get up on time this week to save my life.

WTF Jeep dealership! I dropped my car off Monday night for you to replace the rear seat frame. Please tell me why I got it back last night with the push start button/key thingy removed. It should be easy enough to just pop the button back in. But when I do that, the car tells me that it's damaged. How in the fuck do you break my push start when you are repairing the back frickin seat??? Why did you even touch that?

ETA: WTF boss! It's 40 damn degrees outside! Why did you wait until 10 am to turn on the motherfuckin heater?

EmeJay

beckynsean11 Good luck for tomorrow! I'll be thinking of you!

tealowl

@bpaws - Your sister is awful. I am sorry. Here's a gif of some much better sisters.

beckynsean11

EmeJay said:

beckynsean11 Good luck for tomorrow! I'll be thinking of you!

@EmeJay thank you!

norweigan

WTF self. Why have you only been at work for an hour and already you are checked out and tired. This is going to be a long day...

TeeJ526

Wow @DarcyHermione! That really sucks that kid threw a rock. @BPaws I'm sorry your sister is not acknowledging your son. Some people really suck. And good luck tomorrow @beckynsean11! I hope everything goes well!

WTF self? Why do you have such bad shopping habits? A good deal is great and all, but if you don't need something, DON'T BUY IT. I'm tired of getting buyer's remorse and returning stuff after the fact.

catmagick

Wow @BPaws, our sister sucks!!!! @beckynsean11 good luck tomorrow, fx!!!!

Now WTF being sick?!?!? I know I say this a the time. But I'm so tired of being sick and no one knowing what's wrong with me. I am done.

WTF teaching primary school music?!?! I am not getting any better at it and I find I can't wait till my position is over at Christmas.

WTF H's job making him work every other weekend now!?!?!? We really need a break, yo. We haven't caught one for over a year now........

And therefore I end with.......WTF UNIVERSE?!?!!?!?!

beckynsean11

@TeeJ526 & @catmagick Thank you.

@catmagick I hope that someone can figure out what's going on with you soon. You've been suffering too long. Hugs!

bunkgirl

WTF lazy pants...you said you were going to do paperwork this morning, instead you read the paper, checked facebook and spent an inappropriate amount of time on TB.  Now, it's time to start seeing clients and your paperwork STILL isn't done.  I have no willpower.

divinemsbee

WTF, cat? He had benign cystitis (a UTI) last week, had a week of antibiotics that ended Saturday. He was doing fine by Thursday, so we finished up the antibiotics and thought he would be better. Well, he apparently isn't. Last night when changing into PJ's I discovered that he had peed on my clothes in my trunk. Last night and today he has pretty much been going from corner to corner of our house peeing. The pee isn't bloody, and he's still using his box some, so I don't know whether this is behavioral or if the infection is back and he needs a longer course of antibiotics. Of course the only way to figure it out is a vet appointment with a $70 urinalysis. Fantastic. It also probably means we switch to the really expensive prescription cat food and/or calming sprays. And the cat is mad at me because I turned the TV stand so he can't get behind it and pee.

I love this cat, I've had him since college, and he hopefully has at least another 5 years in him, but this has cemented that H and I will probably never get another cat. They can get everywhere and pee everywhere, at least with dogs I'm limited to what they can get on.

mmb248

@beckynsean11 - OMG, do we somehow go to the same Jeep dealership?  I dropped my car off because the cool function wasn't working on the seats and when they gave it back, it ran for one day and then wouldn't even start!  Also, FX for tomorrow!

WTF gps? DH and I were on vacation last week (2013 Northeastern Seaboard Road Tour Extravaganza), and the GPS decided to route us directly through NYC at 5pm on Friday.  We spent 3.5 hours in NYC and the north end of the Jersey Turnpike.  I almost changed my location on FB to "The Jersey Turnpike" because by the time we got off, it felt like we had been there 10 years.  It was seriously traumatic  We've renamed our GPS the GFY.

WTF 95 tolls?  We knew there would be tolls, so we stocked up on dollar bills and quarters.  Bahahahaha! 

WTF MA interstates?  Exit numbers should match mile markers.  Lock that shit up.

WTF body?  I have 10 days of work piled up waiting for me.  I do not need this earache, cold, chills, body aches thing that you've got going on.  Get it together!

[Deleted User]

WTF job: I already have work coming out the ass, and now you expect me to do 2 more people's jobs without a raise? Are you even going to train me?

angelg3134

WTF some people suck. Friends suck and I hate humans! That's why I only trust my dogs! I'm very tired of being walked on and made to look like a fool. The only reason I tolerate her shit is because of her son who I have grown attached to. But enough is enough.

Salsera29

@Bpaws your LO is adorable and I second what everyone else said, your sister sounds like a gem :-(

@tealowl your gif made me smile!

@catmagick this is my 10th year at it and I totally get it. If there's anything I can help with feel free to PM!

WTF self: you need to get over the whole, "pooping at work" thing. Holding it until 3:30 is not healthy. (Sorry for the TMI, but I've seen so much worse on this board and I had to get that out!). 

beckynsean11

@mmb248 We MUST have the same dealership! lol

Sorry you had a traumatic experience driving in North Jersey & NYC, it's completely overwhelming! I hate having to go up that way if I can't take the train. 

EmeJay

WTF PMS - I just ate a whole Lindt bar (yeah PMS is the reason .. shh!)

Weezy56

wtf coworker who is not doing their fair share of work. Why is everyone on the team picking up three times as many phone calls as you? Also, if you are the only one not on the phone and the phone is ringing off the hook, PICK IT UP!!!!

Weezy56

Nicb13 said:

WTF Volkswagen, why do you have to make Beetles all crazy so that it's impossible for someone to just change a damn headlight that's out??? Instead, I have to go to the f'n dealership and pay to have someone remove the front of my car to change it!!!!! How annoying.

I had a Beetle and I do not miss having to deal with headlights. My first one caught on fire as I was driving down the road, so you think I would have been done with them after that, but nooo, my dumbass had to have another one.

Lola825

WTF rain today. Hasnt rained in weeks, but the day my well is getting installed it rains so they can't do the install.

Also, WTF employees. Its Winter in a pool store, I get it. But I'm not paying you to have your boyfriend come sit with you for two hours when you're here for 5. Get a grip.

tealowl

Nicb13 said:

tealowl said:

I slept in my contacts and scratched my eye so I have to wear my dorky glasses today.

I ran out of foundation and hairspray this morning, so that's over $30 I need to find today to buy those.

I forgot it was potluck day and forgot to bring food.

I hate when I do that!

Everyone is eating right now, and I'm being a sad puppy in my office.

ADH0906

Salsera29 said:

WTF self: you need to get over the whole, "pooping at work" thing. Holding it until 3:30 is not healthy. (Sorry for the TMI, but I've seen so much worse on this board and I had to get that out!). 

LOL @ "Get that out"  

 

....I'm a 12 year old boy.

MandiNewMommy

Got a few...hope you don't mind if I play...

WTF: Weather, really rain again on Halloween.  DS is so into it this year and I want to take him TOTing, but they are saying cold and rain.  BOO!

Ears and throat- I feel like I am getting sick and def do not have time for that!  

FoxiePM

I have another one....

WTF SIL, you aren't going to take your kids trick or treating because it's not convenient for you?? I offer to take them with DD and you agree. Then 5 hours later you say my niece won't walk much (she is 5) and they go to bed at 7.

They are in school and all the kids will be talking about going tomorrow and Friday. Let your kids be kids.

Salsera29

Sorry I have another one that just came up...

I have a couple 4th grade girls who just told me that a (disturbed) boy in their class is harassing them verbally and physically and touching them inappropriately. One of them was in tears telling me that they are scared of him. I asked the guidance counselor if the anti-bullying process has been started on him, and she said, "It should. But if it's in his IEP that he can't control himself, there's nothing we can do." 

What the fucking fuck!?!?! 

ETA: Before I talked to the girls, I heard the teacher on the phone with this boy's mother because he is getting suspended for beating up a younger kid. The mother cursed at the teacher, said we need to control him, and hung up on her. 

ADH0906

WTF project managers!  I just got home from 9 days out of state, and now you want me gone next Monday-Friday again.  Which just happens to be my FW, so it'll be like scrapping November entirely.  Thanks, guys.

WTF self, for considering turning down that job.  You need that work!

Megs7911

WTF coworker?! Please don't send me a ridiculously long email and then call before I can even read the first sentence to tell me everything that is in the email.  If I have questions, I will call you. Give me two minutes, jeez!

norweigan

Salsera29 said:

WTF self: you need to get over the whole, "pooping at work" thing. Holding it until 3:30 is not healthy. (Sorry for the TMI, but I've seen so much worse on this board and I had to get that out!). 

I've found a less used bathroom when that happens. I would never be able to wait. However, I get anxiety whenever I see coworkers who see me use that bathroom instead of the one right by my office. All I can think is "THEY KNOW!!!"

bwo

BPaws said:

2. My cword of a sister whom I haven't spoken to in 10 years posted a picture of my nieces new baby yesterday (which I saw via anther niece who I am close with). The caption read "first boy in XYZ family! Finally!" Only.... DS is the first boy in XYZ family. She has literally not acknowledged the birth of my son, her nephew AT ALL. Not a single fucking word. She's a cword.

@BPaws - Wow....just wow. I'm sorry your sis is so lame.  

Salsera29 said:

WTF self: you need to get over the whole, "pooping at work" thing. Holding it until 3:30 is not healthy. (Sorry for the TMI, but I've seen so much worse on this board and I had to get that out!). 

@Salsera29 -  Ha ha ha! - this gave me the much needed laugh I needed today - thank you.  Also, you need this book: 

themrsJRD

WTF coworker who makes unusually loud bodily function noises all afternoon. Seriously, can you shut your office door at least so I don't have to hear it?

PugMum

WTF car dealership? 

I bought an extended warranty and got this special tire care warranty. Well, I moved 3 hours north and brought my Jeep to the local Jeep dealership to have a flat repaired. This is supposed to be covered. Well, I guess it is only covered at the Jeep dealership down south - all my warranty repairs are. They said I can get a refund from them if I drive down there to get it. 

My warranty should be covered at ALL locations. 

Stupid. 

beckynsean11

Posting another just to thwart @fuzzylogic's thread killing attempts 

WTF nerves? Why can't you be normal & kill my appetite? No you have to turn me into an eating machine! Knock it the fuck off!

beckynsean11

@fuzzylogic I will forever your siggy tagline.

Liberal boneheads 4 lyfe!!!

BlckRoses

norweigan said:

Salsera29 said:

WTF self: you need to get over the whole, "pooping at work" thing. Holding it until 3:30 is not healthy. (Sorry for the TMI, but I've seen so much worse on this board and I had to get that out!). 

I've found a less used bathroom when that happens. I would never be able to wait. However, I get anxiety whenever I see coworkers who see me use that bathroom instead of the one right by my office. All I can think is "THEY KNOW!!!"

Ha! At my last job, the bathroom in the company gym was the poop bathroom.  Anytime anyone came out of the gym during the work day, I knew they went in there just to poop.  I was too paranoid to ever use it, I would just give myself a stomach ache holding it until 5.