Who's drinking?

anustart · October 2013

@randomsalpal I will slap your armpit so fucking hard.

missyishere · October 2013

Fucking arm pit slaps. We'll make it a thing @anustart.

[Deleted User] · October 2013

The user and all related content has been deleted.

randomsalpal · October 2013

@anustart I need my armpit slapped so bad.

randomsalpal · October 2013

Ass slaps are a must @SookieFrackhouse68

anustart · October 2013

missyishere · October 2013

Three glasses of wine, and Missy is good to go. I may be able to officially put wine on my safe to drink list.

[Deleted User] · October 2013

The user and all related content has been deleted.

missyishere · October 2013

Where the fuck is fucky @luckydad?

anustart · October 2013

BEST DAY EVAAAAARRRRRRRR

wine is my love child.

NotSharknado · October 2013

I'm still drinking coffee.

missyishere · October 2013

pobrecita said:

missyishere said:
Where the fuck is fucky @luckydad?
Bathing his child or sumshit. Ugh.

LAME! Actual parenting is for the birds. I say that only because mine has been in bed two hours.

missyishere · October 2013

shanado said:
I'm still drinking coffee.

Whu? I couldn't sleep if I drank coffee that late. /old

NotSharknado · October 2013

missyishere said:

I'm still drinking coffee.
Whu? I couldn't sleep if I drank coffee that late. /old

I think I'm immune to it now.

missyishere · October 2013

I'm sleeping in bed alone for the third night in a row, and I kind of like it. A lot.

anustart · October 2013

missyishere said:

Where the fuck is fucky @luckydad?
Bathing his child or sumshit. Ugh.
LAME! Actual parenting is for the birds. I say that only because mine has been in bed two hours.

FUCKING BRAGPLAINT.

My kids hate me and are STILL awake after 2 hours of screaming.

missyishere · October 2013

anustart said:

missyishere said:

pobrecita said:

missyishere said:
Where the fuck is fucky @luckydad?
Bathing his child or sumshit. Ugh.
LAME! Actual parenting is for the birds. I say that only because mine has been in bed two hours.

FUCKING BRAGPLAINT.

My kids hate me and are STILL awake after 2 hours of screaming.

Another talk Aunt Missy will be having with those girls. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, GODDAMMIT! said in the most loving way possible, of course.

randomsalpal · October 2013

I sleep alone five nights a week and I love it. A lot.

missyishere · October 2013

randomsalpal said:

I sleep alone five nights a week and I love it. A lot.

Third shift DH FTW (that's Dear Husband, for the win, @randomsalpal).

LaurelBee · October 2013

So last night Dh woke me up in the middle of the night screaming about somebody being in our room. He flew out of bed, flipped on the lights, and started searching behind doors n shit. Finally got him calmed down and back in bed and a couple hours later Ds woke up screaming his head off that there was someone in his room!! I grabbed him and ran back to our room and let him sleep with us. Freaky right? Dh is out watching the game tonight and I'm in bed scared bc I feel like some body's watching me. I was too scared to get wine, so I am sober. This sucks

missyishere · October 2013

That's fucking freaky @laurelbee. Hopefully there wasn't anyone in your home and it was just coincidental.

anustart · October 2013

MabelShesTheBomb said:

Omg @raj sh omsalpsl!!!!!!!! 111!!!!! 1#×÷×## Haiiiiii. ps - I like your b ewbs

lolwut?

LaurelBee · October 2013

No, just coincidental. @Missyishere But it's still freakin me out!

LaurelBee · October 2013

@lexilupin That's terrifying! Dh usually has bug dreams and will search for the non existent bug that crawled on him. Bugs I can handle. Creepy men in my house? Nope.

LaurelBee · October 2013

Sorry me and my ghost party was such a downer

anustart · October 2013

lolol teething behbehz on our beeeeeeeer. I love us.

anustart · October 2013

Let's keep this partay going @justAphase and @LexiLupin!! I'm so many wines in. My kids JUST went to bed. zomgggg

missyishere · October 2013

I'm still around, but my buzz has already worn off.

This is my FWP: if I don't continuously drink one right after another, I lose my buzz in like .5 seconds. BUT, if I drink too fast, I then get the pukes. I've spent my drinking life trying to find the happy medium.