*~*~TP TUESDAY~*~*

GopherBaby13

finallymom16 said:

GopherBaby13 said:

@finallymom16

I know I already commented on your post but God, I am still pissed about it. Who the fuck does that guy think he is? And further more, what made your SO think that it was a good idea? This time is supposed to be about you and your little family, not some lazy jerk face. Id tell, not discuss with, but tell my SO that his friend is gone. Period. And if he couldn't do it, I would have no issue going pregnant bitch on his ass, and kick the friend out myself.

I handled it and let SO know I was not happy and while I didn't want to start a scene, the guy is not allowed to stay any more and that I was very hurt that he didn't talk to me about it first. He was upset but it's been dealt with. I'm still pissed of but my SO is just stupid, he isn't suicidal...so I think he "got it"

For the friend, I was totally bitchy all night and made him feel very unwelcome. Along with making sure he realized how much of a fucking bum he was being. When he brought up how curly fries "arent the same" without that cheese (after i apologized for forgetting it because I was ordering for 4 people) I very rudely let him know that if he had paid for it and gone to get it himself that it wouldn't have been forgotten. Then I looked at him and said " btw since I know you havent eaten in a few days I got you TWO orders of fries so YOU wouldnt be hungry. YOU'RE WELCOME" then I hid in the bedroom the rest of the night and took SOs favorite pillow.

I may or may not have farted on the pillow before I put it back on his side of the bed

GOOD FOR YOU! I love the farting on the pillow bit. Hahahaha. That's awesome.

finallymom16

@gopherbaby13 that was my little slice of revenge until I could get him alone to Yell! It's all good now but I'm making him feel pretty bad about it. It won't happen again, that's for sure.

dobrydney

krm112013 said:

dobrydney said:

krm112013 said:

TP to this hemorrhoid. (I hope I spelled that right). I am so fed up with it I actually cried yesterday when I got home. Like, ugly cried - in the shower - hoping that my husband couldn't hear me. I'm getting really sick of doctoring my butt every day and fearing having to poop. Pretty sure the doc is going to want to do an internal exam tomorrow and I'm going to have to be like, "hey doc, sorry there's a hemorrhoid all up in your face." Ugh.

You shouldn't feel bad.  I had my regular appointment yesterday, not supposed to have an internal exam, and I was all like hey I have this giant hemorrhoid that is probably going to attack you but can you look at it?  He did, and he prescribed me hydrocortisone (I know I spelled that wrong) suppositories (he said they would work better?) and said I could go to the ER to have it cut open and drained if it got too bad.  I did go to the ER, but they said they won't do anything because I'm so close to delivery (36 weeks) that they didn't want to do something that would further complicate anything prior to delivery or somehow make me go into labor.  The ER did prescribe Dibucaine cream that works great for taking away some of the pain and discomfort.

Thank you for this, it made me laugh - and feel better. I'm hoping she can prescribe something or give me some ideas on how to deal with it better.

 

Edit: Had more to say.

Also--My Doc is on vacation next week so I'll have to see the other for my first internal exam (37 weeks) AND the culture they take.  So I'm ALSO going to have to warn her about the hemorrhoid if that makes you feel any better!  Good luck, if they say witch hazel that didn't do jack for me but maybe it would work for you!

Chrislyn94

TP to my (husband's) cat who has been very nice and not peed on anything since we moved into our new house 10 days ago. He chose last night to pee on our brand new king size bed which we discovered at midnight. Of course the bed is new so we don't have back up linens for the king size, so we were stuck sleeping on our old queen size mattress on the floor. Cuz my fat a** loves trying to get off the floor every time I have to pee. Great timing, as usual, cat!

dobrydney

TP to one of my coworkers whom I really do get along with, but she is annoying the crap out of me today.  She has been in the industry for a long time so I respect her knowledge, but she is really bad with technology.  I was trying to explain something to one of the other agents because I knew 100% how to do it (technology related), and the TP one kept cutting me off and saying something different while giving me this STFU look.  People can have different ways of doing this or different opinions...geez!

J&JJ2011

TP to DH.  Had our growth scan this morning and LO is measuring 38 weeks, 5 days instead of the 36 weeks, 2 days that my due date shows and the doctor is anticipating an early arrival....baby is measuring 10 lbs, 5 ounces...Here comes the TP part....we go in to see the Dr. and DH decides to ask him if I should cut sugar out of my diet and try to stick to lean meats so the baby doesn't put any more weight.  At which point my Dr. looks at him like he's a whack job and tells him I can eat whatever I want and it's not going to make a difference, it's genetics.  At that point I did a mental GO DOCTOR cheer in my head!!

dugger116

Mine is really lame today. TP to the lady in front of me at the register in Michaels. She bought like 50 identical items that for some dumb reason had to be rung up separately, which took FOREVER! But the TP is because I dropped my chapstick on the ground and she just looked at me and SMIRKED...then watched as I tried to squat to pick it up, and had to pause for what seemed an eternity before I had the balance and strength to get back up. Cue hot flash for the rest of her transaction..... seems like I could have really used that gopher thingy another thread mentioned....to smack that lady upside the head!

bbg2of3

TP to my middle school students who decided to give me a nasty cold as a parting gift. I haven't gotten sick yet this school year, but now that my due date is 5 days away I get their germy cold. Perfect.

Justnooch

TPs to the commuters on my train this morning who didn't offer a seat to me even after the announcement came on saying, "if there's a pregnant, disabled, or elderly person standing nearby, do the right thing and offer your seat. Stand up for what's right!"

Yea thanks.

ranaverde

kellykinns said:

TP to today and having to be monitored in L&D triage again for high blood pressure and now having to figure out exactly how I am supposed to pee in what is basically a milk jug for the next 24 hours.  I'm 39+3, like I could even catch pee in a normal cup at this point.  Why can't we just get the baby out?  Along with the contractions and everything else I'm so emotionally and physically done.

Ask them if they have a collector you can stick in the toilet.  They gave me one of these for when I had to do the giant Jug O' Pee thing, and it was a lifesaver.

ranaverde

kellykinns said:

Aw man, now TP to me for not complaining earlier on here because now I'm home and have to!  TMI moment, (like there is such a thing anymore) I determined that if I stand in the shower, I have pretty good luck... so there's that?

Mixing bowl or measuring cup, then?

SamanthaPo

TP to my aunt. She texted me saying that she has someone in mind for the baby's god parents THREE times. Isn't that excessive?! She obviously wants it to be here and I would never ask her because she's nuts. Then when I told her no and said he already picked someone she became all stabby and freaked the hell out on me.

Look lady back the fuck off. We made a good decision and it isn't you. Thank god it isn't because you are BSC!

mskatiep

TP to my body today. A new diagnosis today of mild Pre-E this late in the game has kinda thrown me for a loop. I knew this was a possibility, but after going 37 weeks with pregnancy being pretty easy and complication free, having to deal with this now is disappointing. My midwife told me that I needed to stop working, but didn't put me on bed rest yet. She said we will see after my appointment on Friday and another 24 hour urine. Baby girl can come on her own anytime after Friday, and I have a one week window to go into labor naturally before my midwife wants to induce at 39 weeks. SO will be getting laid every night next week, but that will be the only thing I do to help things along! Although it is nice to know that I will have a baby in my arms in roughly 10 days +/- Eh, just needed to vent, thanks ladies!!

mskatiep

katie.725 said:

And DH, last night he comes up and says "ready for the boom booms?", sure that will get me in the mood

My SO calls it Boom Boom too! It cracks me up everytime! Reminds me of that country song that says "you make my speakers go Boom Boom"

jaymayhatton

TP to our backup mailman. I was letting Moose out to do his business after work yesterday and right as we were coming out of the door, the mailman comes around the corner. He startled Moose and Moose starting barking at him. I told the mailman Moose wouldn't bite him, he was just startled and was trying to get him to settle down. Moose was a good fifteen feet away from him but the mailman raised his hand like he was going to hit my dog and said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of him." Wtf! I looked him right in the eye and said, "Excuse me, this is my dog and you will not lay a hand on him". The mailman then tried to laugh it off like it was some kind of joke and handed me my mail. I ripped it out of his hand and basically slammed the door in his face. I hate people!

agentkitten75

jaymayhatton said:

TP to our backup mailman. I was letting Moose out to do his business after work yesterday and right as we were coming out of the door, the mailman comes around the corner. He startled Moose and Moose starting barking at him. I told the mailman Moose wouldn't bite him, he was just startled and was trying to get him to settle down. Moose was a good fifteen feet away from him but the mailman raised his hand like he was going to hit my dog and said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of him." Wtf! I looked him right in the eye and said, "Excuse me, this is my dog and you will not lay a hand on him". The mailman then tried to laugh it off like it was some kind of joke and handed me my mail. I ripped it out of his hand and basically slammed the door in his face. I hate people!

I would lose my shit if some mailman or anyone tried to touch my dog!! You are a strong lady!