People who put their toilet paper on the wrong way...(spider)

SandyClam

here is another reason that you should right your wrong.

LuckyDad

Wouldn't the spider be even better hidden the other way?

CinemaGoddess

THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT THERE.

What kind of freak of nature puts their TP on backwards?  

missyishere

NOPE

SummerSnow11

Creepy!!! And I compulsively have to have my tp facing the opposite of this picture. If DH does it the other way, I will change it. He doesn't care which way it goes.

SandyClam

LuckyDad said:

Wouldn't the spider be even better hidden the other way?

No. Because it would be on top. Do not try to give excuses for this way of living.

virgin4lyfe

I saw the warning and I still clicked.
The irrational part of my brain never wants to use paper roll products again. Augh.

CinemaGoddess

But if the public restroom toilets are under, then you pull a piece and it breaks off too soon and you have to shove your hand up the back of the TP machine to find the end.  

CinemaGoddess

Public toilet paper is the absolute worst.  

SpaceGirlSpiff

Well clearly I can never use toilet paper again.

iwantnoworld

This doesn't worry me in relation to which way it is facing, but this is why I never put my finger inside a roll of toilet paper that's not on a roller until I've inspected the inside. That would be the perfect place for a little fucker to crawl up into.

NotSharknado

Oh my word!!!! No. Just no. That spider is a sneaky son of a bitch.

[Deleted User]

Have you ever had to re-roll an entire roll of toilet paper because your cat or kid rolled the whole thing onto the floor?  I HAVEN'T.  Because I go under.  So fuck you all.

CinemaGoddess

overture said:

Have you ever had to re-roll an entire roll of toilet paper because your cat or kid rolled the whole thing onto the floor?  I HAVEN'T.  Because I go under.  So fuck you all.

Sux you let your kids and cat play in the bathroom. 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I bet you use pouches.  

missyishere

overture said:

Have you ever had to re-roll an entire roll of toilet paper because your cat or kid rolled the whole thing onto the floor?  I HAVEN'T.  Because I go under.  So fuck you all.

No cats = problem solved.

SpaceGirlSpiff

My little jerk of a cat refuses to leave the toilet paper alone....we dont put it on the roll dispenser anymore, we keep it in one of those plastic holders that Cotonelle or Charmin or whoever came out with not too long ago, on the back of the toilet

Damn cat.

shadypines

Wth!!! I would have just died!!!! ( (

SandyClam

HilarityEnsued said:

More than a fear of spiders on the toilet paper... I have an enduring fear of snakes being in my toilet and jumping up to bite my vagina when I sit down to pee.

You must have seen Porky's when you were younger, @HilarityEnsued. I am forever haunted by that. Thanks, dad, for letting me watch completely inappropriate things when I was a child.

phunkyphish

HilarityEnsued said:

More than a fear of spiders on the toilet paper... I have an enduring fear of snakes being in my toilet and jumping up to bite my vagina when I sit down to pee.

This  a legit fear when using a porta potty. 

missyishere

Yellow boxception

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pobrecita said:

Have you ever had to re-roll an entire roll of toilet paper because your cat or kid rolled the whole thing onto the floor?  I HAVEN'T.  Because I go under.  So fuck you all.

It's harder to unroll a whole roll when it's over because gravity.

I'm still trying to understand this and don't.

YOU ARE ALL WRONG.

jorkz821

JFC I should not have opened this. It actually does tempt me to change my tp ways though.

Do you think spiders like family cloth?

anustart

I knew I shouldn't have opened this. 

twister22

Oh yuck. Just yuck. I put the TP on the right way. My ILs do it wrong, and every time we go to visit I change all the freaking TP. I'm a DIL who oversteps boundaries like that.

valstulas

Is it wrong that all I can think when I see this pic is that a spider, with it's 8 legs, must be awesome in bed?

bumpuser1691848

Damn, @hilarityensued beat me to it. I was going to say that I used to leave the bathroom light off in the MOTN when I got up to pee so it wouldn't completely wake me up. But then my co-worker went to get in the shower one day and found a snake in her toilet, so never again will I sit on a toilet without checking for snakes first.

SandyClam

I should not have posted this. Last night, as I was reading in bed, I kept thinking that there were spiders on me.

CinemaGoddess

SandyClam

Then I'm super scared of the mayor on Hart of Dixie. I always forget his name.