Confession

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missyishere

I don't know Spanish, I know google. LOL!

anustart

oh my gawwwwwwdddd....@JustAphase and I are laying in bed and she keeps talking about how hott and sexy Matt is (the dude she humped on the sidewalk) and my H is laying on the couch outside the door...his name is Matt. LOLOLOL we just realized he may think she is in love with him. 

LaurelBee

shanado said:

@LaurelBee, I didn't want to tell you this, but I saw you at Cracker Barrel.

I was sitting behind you.

I am impressed with your peg game skills!

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missyishere

pobrecita said:

OK mind twins, let's see you entertain.

Inside joke, inside joke, inside joke. YW.

Ah, gotcha. Moving along...

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anustart

#omelettears

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missyishere

anustart said:

#omelettears

/ded

missyishere

Operation BIL needs laid.  Is that weird for me to say? LMK

NotSharknado

LaurelBee said:

shanado said:

@LaurelBee, I didn't want to tell you this, but I saw you at Cracker Barrel.

I was sitting behind you.

I am impressed with your peg game skills!

I stole your biscuits off the table when you went to the bathroom.

Sorrynotsorry

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missyishere

#sookiewasahotmess

LaurelBee

I will cuttabitch for CB biscuits @shanado

LissaLee

missyishere said:

Operation BIL needs laid.  Is that weird for me to say? LMK

 

Not weird, it's long overdue. Dude deserves it.

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anustart

Remember when I was asking random patrons if I should get @MrsSkull1107's Canadian mitten tattooed on my anus tart or my nipple and then @JustAphase made out with said random patron? 

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LissaLee said:

missyishere said:

Operation BIL needs laid.  Is that weird for me to say? LMK

 

Not weird, it's long overdue. Dude deserves it.





Next Iowa gtg is going to likely involve hiring a hooker.

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missyishere

@justaphase where are our awesome selfies?

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anustart

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OMG lolololol I look like a giant greasy baby. 

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missyishere

BIL will help you move @sookiefrackhouse68. Have the hooker ready to be 'painting'.

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justAphase said:

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I.hate.you.both.

anustart

SookieFrackhouse68 said:

That is an excellent plan, @missyishere. Kill two birds with one bone. boner. 

FTFY.

missyishere

Fucking.dying.

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missyishere

I wonder how much he'd die to know so many people are concerned for his penis.

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justAphase said:

Mike is fucking sexy. Rawr. @anustart @mrsskull1107 @everyone.

Oh. Hello Mike...