New Mommy Rules

ProudMommyER073113

https://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburns/2013/10/new-rules-of-mommyhood/

missyishere

pobrecita said:

13. From now on, you are not allowed to ask another mom whether she works. We ALL work. More than anyone on earth.

Uh...what?

I work hard for the money, so hard for it honey. 

LuckyDad

The "jokes" are terrible and it's not well written, although most of the sentiments are more or less in line with the culture here. I certainly would not buy her book based off that sample of writing.

bullybutt

I don't think it's the OPs blog.  The babies don't match and she has an older DD. 

The blogger is trying WAAAAAY too hard to be funny and failed miserably.  I hate myself for reading it all.

missyishere

Oh, yeah; Baby Sideburns is nothing new.  I've seen some of her blog across my FB wall from friends.  She's trying to be snarky-funny, and she's just not.  

I don't need your damn rulesnotrules, Baby Sideburns! 

ProudMommyER073113

1. this is not my blog

2. lighten up.

 3.

missyishere

ORLY?!

bullybutt

Who is she talking to? BBC

missyishere

So is using a gif to call someone a bitch a TOU violation? 

ProudMommyER073113

seriously though. Everybody just calm down. It was something I found mildly funny.

Feel like I am on the The Bump again.

Rach7170

lol

ProudMommyER073113

Correction: BabyBuzz

missyishere

I like when my ginger snaps @lexilupin.  

missyishere

HEYO!  

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ProudMommyER073113

I am not mad at all. A little surprised at the reaction a stupid little blog gets. Especially coming from this board where not a fuck is given.

Didn't mean to offend!

 

 

 

missyishere

The mommy#s theory...

LoveActually4

missyishere said:

The mommy#s theory...

Holding strong!

NotSharknado

Here we go.

ILoveBoys

A few thoughts.....
1. The carbon monoxide poisoning bit- HELL.NO. Made me want to vomit.

2. The upside down naked breast feeding picture was gross.

3. She said humpty dance

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OP, your misuse (and overuse) of gifs in this thread alone is about as annoying as your long ass mommy#s SN. Chill the fuck out or GTFO.

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RayRay007

What's gross about the yoga bf'ing pic? 

NotSharknado

I knew these buzzers were bad seeds. I knew it.

MelissaRae1525

RayRay007 said:

What's gross about the yoga bf'ing pic? 

Well I did see more of her pubic mound that I ever wanted to. But other than that, nothing.

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ILoveBoys

RayRay007 said:

What's gross about the yoga bf'ing pic? 

I'm not a prude, maybe it just took me by surprise. SHE wasn't gross. It just caught me off guard I guess.

sandyapples

I hope my husband pokes me with his peeper tonight.

Nechie122

No to wearing maternity pants indefinitely. (Gross)

Yes to offering my kid dessert "within earshot" of other kids. Why should my kid have to suffer because of someone else's food hang-ups?

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