ITK - Vodka

unaveragejane

Hey, ITK, I know you recommend cleaning stinky things with vodka. My deodorant is just not cutting it these days (dang hormones!). How much vodka should I use, and should I apply it topically or ingest it for best effect?

YellowLily2013

Ingest!! Hehe

I wouldn't topically -- that shiitz gotta burn. (Unless you don't shave -- but then the smell wouldn't really bother you right???!?!) hehe

TJ1979

One ounce per hour per application. Rinse and repeat before going out. Especially for a bachelorette party. Dose can be doubled or tripled based in your body's tolerance and specific needs.

unaveragejane

I just volunteered to pick up the pizza on the way to the party and then remembered I'd be in costume. My dear SIL told me they have a drive thru. Whew!

TJ1979

I think you should go inside. You could get a badge for it.

Into+the+Kitty

Lol, I find ingesting the vodka kills smells the best. In fact, it kills most of the senses pretty well.

TJ1979

Well there you are ITK! I was afraid I was going to have to take over vodka explaining for you.

Into+the+Kitty

I'm sorry I'm MIA. Getting caught up from being gone all month is not easy. Vodka would make it better. :P

TJ1979

Well you better go help @bemyselfandi before she loses one of her kids in her drunken stupor. She's all kinds of zulily sloshed.