Hi.

anustart

Spam me with funny ass shit please. 

kthxbai

missyishere

Before I search for funneh, I want to say I love you, @anustart!

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https://youtu.be/-uVGo0atle0

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Monkeybabe

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WasNotWas

https://youtu.be/5MQzc6SQk_E

Monkeybabe

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anustart

OMG. TEARS. keep em coming, I totes forgot about concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato...I NEEDED THAT @missyishere and I love you too!!!! '

I'm gettin shitty tonight ya'll. 

anustart

I'm also losing it at that little boy twerking it. LOL

Monkeybabe

missyishere

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WasNotWas

@missyishere I would pay cash money to see your search history

missyishere

I bet @sandyclam's is more interesting @willman2585

WasNotWas

missyishere said:

I bet @sandyclam's is more interesting @willman2585

No doubt the NSA is all over that shit, for pleasure

Monkeybabe

SandyClam

missyishere said:

I bet @sandyclam's is more interesting @willman2585

I bet they're both pretty interesting in different respects. Mine is probably more vom-inducing.

theimpossibleastronaut

@sterling13 knows what I like!

anustart

We'll be seeing each other in 3 MUTHA FUCKIN DAYYYYYYYYSSSSS @MrsSkull1107 (but rally like 2) WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

anustart

HURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY @JustAphase!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA HUMP YO RUMP!

missyishere

I think this needs re-bumped, because it's funneh

missyishere

anustart

OMG AT THE WRECKING BALL BARBIE. OMG. OMG. OMG. 

anustart

lololol Here's my gem of the day:

At dinner tonight I told MH that DD1 had said a bad word today and he looked at her and said  "is that true?" Without missing a beat she goes "YA! FUCKING!" It caught me so off guard that I just burst out laughing and then she wouldn't stop saying it over and over to which triggered my laughter even more. SO THEN I finally got a hold of myself and told her I was laughing because I thought she said "froggy" So that was the hot word for awhile until bath when she blurted out, "FUCKING FROGGY!" 

omg. I died. 

missyishere

anustart said:

lololol Here's my gem of the day:

At dinner tonight I told MH that DD1 had said a bad word today and he looked at her and said  "is that true?" Without missing a beat she goes "YA! FUCKING!" It caught me so off guard that I just burst out laughing and then she wouldn't stop saying it over and over to which triggered my laughter even more. SO THEN I finally got a hold of myself and told her I was laughing because I thought she said "froggy" So that was the hot word for awhile until bath when she blurted out, "FUCKING FROGGY!" 

omg. I died. 

She is my spirit animal, that one.

missyishere

My DD keeps going around the house at random times yelling for @anustart's DD1 and going, "flap flap flap!"  They have their own inside joke, which is pretty much the cutest thing ever.

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missyishere said:

My DD keeps going around the house at random times yelling for @anustart's DD1 and going, "flap flap flap!"  They have their own inside joke, which is pretty much the cutest thing ever.

hahahaha!!! Love it. 

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