2IF WEEKLY UPDATE

KC1212

History and currently cycle status :

DS after 4 yrs MFI

currently on 5th cycle TTC # 2
4dpo with a natural cycle acupuncture,herbs, pre-seed, charting, OPKs, and a pre-natal.

Describe an embarrassing moment (and I want the dirt) not just "I farted last night at the dinner table" ok here goes:

While on a romantic getaway with my DH (years ago in early days of marriage) we had some shower sex at a hotel. However, we discovered that we...er...were in it so long that water was ALL OVER the floor - the carpet was soaked well into the bedroom area. A few mins after, the hotel phone rang. The water was dripping through the ceiling onto the guests below us. It was so bad they had to MOVE them to a different room because it was hitting them in bed. Needless to say we only have shower sex at home now

Your turn!

Amores0121

 2 m/cs before conceiving DD 6 from previous partner

TTC #1 with DH on 8th cycle after m/c. ALL RPL testing/hormones normal. Ovaries and ute normal, thin lining.

CD 10 charting, on prenatals and EPO. Need to buy more OPKS. Use preseed when needed.

So this happened just recently..last month we went to a B&B for our one year anniversary. I brought one of my "adult toys" along. Well, after cleaning it I put it on the stand next to the sink. The next morning before we were going to leave DH says, "don't you want to put that away?" I said , "no, I don't think they will come in here unless we put that door hanger on that we want our room serviced". About 5 hours later we come back and low and behold, they had come in and replaced the towels and made the bed and there were new towels sitting right next to my toy!! I was mortified. It's not like a hotel, we had to see these people again as it's their house! I tried to avoid them best I could, and made DH check out the next day.

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freakyfast

Hi All.  

DS was a surprise from a long time ago relationship.  

I am currently on CD5 starting BCP's tonight and have surgery scheduled to have my tubes removed.

I will have to think on the embarrassing part... I am totally drawing a blank. 

+SouthernMomma+

History and currently cycle status :

2 MC, DD natural surprise, additional 2 MC ...

CD: 8, waiting to O. Natural W/ OPKS, Temp, tracking CM

Describe an embarrassing moment (and I want the dirt) not just "I farted last night at the dinner table" ok here goes:

Sooo the other night, I was sitting on the edge of the tub shaving my hoo-ha, lol.. Had the music up and was just weed wackin away.... I started hearing this cat meow, at first I blew it off, thinking maybe it was on the radio, maybe it was outside.. W.E who cares right? Back to trimming the hedges I go. After a few minutes, I hear this cat again, Its a little louder now and I pause, Look around... sum it up to my previous thoughts and get back to work, After all, we don't even have a cat.. This cycle goes on for a couple more time, Until this stupid effen cat starts hissing, and really screeching and shit. I lost it, jumped out of the tub screaming at my husband butt ass naked, with shaving cream all over my goods and asking where the hell is the cat?! He couldn't control himself anymore, that's when I noticed he was on phone with the YouTube app open playing cat noises.... So now im butt naked, my husband is apparently the cat and is laughing hysterically at me as I storm my white naked ass back to the tub, Lol.  

Yup, that's my husband. Lol

 

+SouthernMomma+

TicketTuesday said:

@+SouthernMomma+ oh my heck I am dying. That is hilarious.

Lol, ugh I could have killed him. So embarrassing! Im sure I looked like a crazy person!

uagirl

History and current cycle status:

M/C, DD, CP, TTC #2 for 14 months

CD 12.  Natural cycle since we just started testing.  Ordered preseed for this month because I figured what the heck.  

It's been a rough day at work and I'm totally drawing a blank on the embarrassing story. 

AlmostWright

TTC#2 about 3 years. DS is almost 4 years old. Conceived naturally. Currently on CD7 (last day of clomid!) of IUI#2.  I only have 1 tube, but we are otherwise unexplained.

I am also drawing a blank on an embarrassing moment. I try really hard to avoid all things embarrassing, and probably block out anything that happens!

kndeckar

3 early losses before DD. TTC #2 for a year. Currently in the 2ww of likely our last natural cycle.

OMG ladies these stories are cracking me up!! Keep them coming! The only thing I can think of is this one time when I was pregnant & tired so I came home from work, let my dogs outside, took off my clothes, and laid down in the bed to take a short nap on my lunch hour. Shortly after I heard the horrible noise of one of my dogs attacking the other. I ran outside in my bra & underwear with a metal rod I found on the back porch and start swinging away like a crazy person screaming and trying to get them off each other. Afterwards, I look up and my neighbor (who is actually a FORMER CLIENT) is standing out on her porch watching the whole thing!! I was mortified! Since then, I have learned that my craziness probably just made the fight worse.

AlmostWright

@+SouthernMomma+ Thanks for making me laugh! Do you have something planned in revenge?

+SouthernMomma+

AlmostWright said:

@+SouthernMomma+ Thanks for making me laugh! Do you have something planned in revenge?

I think that was his revenge to be honest, we are constantly pulling pranks on each other. Im pretty sure this was a result of me sneaking into the bathroom while he was in the shower and screaming "biscuits for dinner, biscuits for dinner" ... about the time he said "what?"... I poured an entire bag of flour on his head over the shower curtain. Lol It took him forever to wash off all that flour and he swore he would get me back, although im pretty sure I won this war by far!  0:-)  

KC1212

+SouthernMomma+ said:

AlmostWright said:

@+SouthernMomma+ Thanks for making me laugh! Do you have something planned in revenge?

I think that was his revenge to be honest, we are constantly pulling pranks on each other. Im pretty sure this was a result of me sneaking into the bathroom while he was in the shower and screaming "biscuits for dinner, biscuits for dinner" ... about the time he said "what?"... I poured an entire bag of flour on his head over the shower curtain. Lol It took him forever to wash off all that flour and he swore he would get me back, although im pretty sure I won this war by far!  0:-)  

Thanks for the idea

+SouthernMomma+

KC1212 said:

AlmostWright said:

@+SouthernMomma+ Thanks for making me laugh! Do you have something planned in revenge?

I think that was his revenge to be honest, we are constantly pulling pranks on each other. Im pretty sure this was a result of me sneaking into the bathroom while he was in the shower and screaming "biscuits for dinner, biscuits for dinner" ... about the time he said "what?"... I poured an entire bag of flour on his head over the shower curtain. Lol It took him forever to wash off all that flour and he swore he would get me back, although im pretty sure I won this war by far!  0:-)  

Thanks for the idea

Lol, No problem... I try not to waste things but its usually when the best pranks get pulled. Empting out his body wash and replacing it with baby oil is also pretty funny, but hearing him cuss for a good half hour "trying" to rinse off was pretty annoying. lol I also got baby powder in the back of my blow dryer for that little stunt... Which was almost as hard to get out of my hair as his flour incident. lol

Jen071407

Hi y'all! Sorry I'm M.I.A. this week while we are on vacation, but I've been lurking! DDs both conceived naturally in 2 cycles of ignorant ttc bliss. Currently ttc#3 for 2 years, dx unexplained, mmc 8/2013. Currently cd3 of 100mg clomid, 150iu gonal f, trigger, IUI cycle. It's our 5th IUI, not sure wth the plan is after this. Considering throwing in the towel if we end with a bfn. I'm sure I'll post about it and change my mind a billion times. DH and I met freshman year of college, and while I was visiting him during Xmas break we found ourselves home alone, so clearly we took advantage in his room. After we got dressed we opened the door and BAM. there's his dad working at the computer just outside his door. I was mortified.

annibes

DS is four, conceived naturally after 2 cycles. TTC #2 3+ yrs now. Currently CD 8, but on a charting break because of recent stomach issues. Possible fall bladder surgery on the horizon. Don't want to be pregnant for that. Although I would happily put off the surgery if it's safe enough to wait if I were to get pregnant...

Embarrassing story... ok. When I was pregnant with DS, DH took me to a movie and we stopped at a fast food joint for a sandwich and because I wanted waffle fries. I had to pee after lunch, so I went to the bathroom. As I was sitting there, I realized that I had to poop and hadn't gone in days. So I started to go, but the poop got stuck. I had to sit there with an enormous poop hanging out for like half an hour. I was mortified, crying, scared. And this was before I had an iPhone/texted all the time so my phone wasn't with me to tell DH what was happening. It was like the muscles around the poo were so stretched that they wouldn't move. So with an occasional person in the next stall, I had to wiggle, stomp, get my feet up on the toilet seat, relax and push, bend way over, sit up straight, and finesse this log out. I never did have to use my hands to pull, thankfully. Ugh. And then I got out and was so freakin' embarrassed. I don't know why though- everyone that was in the restaurant when I went in was probably gone by the time I got out!