I need help

LoveActually4 · October 2013

I'm going to a Halloween Party on Saturday by myself which is mandatory dress up. It's an hour away and since I'm going alone, I have to drive which means I can't drink. It's for one of my best friend's 30th so I really have to show up at least.

I have no idea what to go as. Since I'm going to be sober, I prefer it's something non slutty. I can't do those costumes without a few brewskis in me first.

Bonus points if it's easy.

Go!

littlestjerry · October 2013

I was a pig recently. Just found a cheap pig tail and ears set and wore already owned pink shorts and pink shirt. I also bought pink knee high socks. It was super easy, comfy, and like $10!

NotSharknado · October 2013

How about a nerd? Zombie? There's a lot of non "slutty" costumes out there.

Ps, I don't need to be drunk to dress up slutty. FFFC?

WasNotWas · October 2013

you could be a popcicle...dress in all the same color (purple sweats & a purple shirt) and then make a "stick" out of a headband and some construction paper (nilla folders work best)

you could be grapes...same purple (or green) sweats/shirt but inflate purple (or green) balloons and attach them all over yourself

A witch is easy, just buy the hat & broom and wear all black (bonus points if you have a shawl)

or you could go through your wardrobe and you could be a "celebrity" if you have brown hair, dress conservatively and blow out your hair to be Kate Middleton, or wear a bodycon dress with a pillow in the butt and be Kim K

LoveActually4 · October 2013

ThisIsBrea said:
Go as a burrito and cover yourself in tinfoil.

We have a dish here called a donair and it's always wrapped in foil like a burrito. This is not a bad idea lol.

RondackHiker · October 2013

I went as a kissing booth one year. I put shoulder straps on a box, wrote "kissing booth, kisses $1" on the front, and dressed nicely.

The idea was that I'd wear bright red lipstick and leave a kiss mark on the cheek or hand of the people asking for kisses. But then I got drunk and just made out with a lot of people.

If you stick to cheek kisses it's kind of funny. If you make out with your friend's husbands, probably not.

WasNotWas · October 2013

If I had a Halloween party to go to and I had to be the DD I'd probably go in this (found at Urban Outfitters) w/leggings

missyishere · October 2013

A guy.

Rae1105 · October 2013

I'm going as Sharknado. Black leggings and Black shirt. Wrap gray and silver tulle around me all crazy like. Then tie little toy sharks all through it. Do my hair in crazy wild teased curls and put a shark or two in there and have smokey make up.

kellijo1013 · October 2013

Go as "man's worst nightmare" put on a messy robe smudge some makeup under your eyes, get a round brush stuck in your hair. A dear friend of mine did this and it was hilarious!

nixieknox3 · October 2013

i am going to a halloween party and i'm going to be amy farrah fowler from the big bang theory. i have a flower button down shirt, frumpy cardigan, skirt and tights, barrett and a tiara. i got most of my wardrobe at salvation army for around $15

LoveActually4 · October 2013

Dudes thank you so much. I just went looking for supplies in y house and found SS's Harry Potter costume from 5 years ago. Sold!

Expelliarmus!

JackoftheBox · October 2013

Go as flo from progressive. Kakis, white polo, white apron, name tag, and fix your hair!

Go as a pirate. Brown leggings, white long shirt, vest, bandana, tall boots, and any accessories you can make or buy quickly (eye patch?).

Go as a nurse. You could get scrubs on the cheap or from someone you know. Then buy a kids play stethoscope your done!

nixieknox3 · October 2013

@jackofthebox i don't know why, but for some reason i have always wanted to be flo for halloween! i would go as her this year, but dh is going as sheldon and i wanted to match him!