FFFC!!!!

janda426

My FFFC is I was a reg on the knot while planning my wedding and no one liked me. I was a butthurt newb and never got over it, but continued to stay on the board because of all the good advice. I just wasn't a fan of most of the regs. So I made a new SN when I came here and never looked back after my wedding.

I think I came to this board with a better understanding of how forum communities work and the ladies here are the bees knees.

amberhoothoot

samantha1477 said:

katiewest said:

dorothyzbornak97's.  I can not stand when I'm walking down the street and some random stranger tells me to "smile".  I don't think that I necessarily walk around with a frown on my face but you don't know me so don't tell me to smile!  I don't know why that irks me so much but it has happened quite a few times to me.

Bitchy resting face! I have it too.

Hahah... I heard of this a couple months ago and thought "that is sooo me"

There was a video/PSA type thing on it too, but it's not too good or I would link.

amberhoothoot

SnakeFisherBub said:

Sometimes when I haven't hit the big o after sex I'll send my husband off to go clean up and then finish myself off while he is the shower. Usually I can finish before he is out. I don't want him to feel bad it's not his fault I have a hard time getting there. Even then sometimes I can't even get myself there. :-<

I thought this was pretty standard...lol. Even if I get there, I still go for a few more before he gets back in the room. I mean why not?

amberhoothoot

NellyBluth said:

I used to be very much all about HTA (home toilet advantage) when it came to pooping. Now I prefer to poop at work because it means I can at least do it without worrying about what DD is up to while I'm indisposed.

Still, for some reason, I can't help feeling like I'm being dangerous for doing a basic bodily function in a bathroom that isn't my own. 

I live on the edge.

Speaking of pooping at work.

Does anyone here have what we call a "Missile Standoff"?

Basically, even though there are 6 stalls (excepting the 6th one being out of commission from my WTF wednesday post). And there is another person in there, besides yourself. Neither of you are doing a hurry-pee-wipe-zip-flush. But you are both lingering waiting to be alone to poop... What do you do?

There are 2 options...

1) You both wait there far too long until one person gives up and gets out.

OR

2) You say fuck it and do your business.

I used to be so bashful and hated ruffling feathers about anything but in my old age of 32, I no longer care. The bathroom is for pooping too and I've go work to do... You, stranger, can just sick over there and be shocked that you not only didn't win the stand-off but now you have to listen to me go.

CowgirlK39

I saw this post this morning before anyone commented but I was too busy. Can't believe I'm on page six now hahaha.

My FFFC is that I am no longer very fond of BILs gf. They have been together about 4 years or so and I used to like her. She's become very bratty lately and went on a tirade about how mad she was that she didn't get an 18th birthday party from MIL because "apparently you have to be married into the family for anyone to care about you." Yes, that is correct. Usually families care more about their sons wife than his teen gf. She goes hunting with us and starts bitching if she doesn't shoot a deer. You should be grateful you get to go with us at all.

yurmom

I luuurvvve skinny jeans on DD! You guys are just wrong. FWIW she's 18 months and I get her 3Ts.

BlckRoses

GhostMonkey said:

amberhoothoot said:

NellyBluth said:

I used to be very much all about HTA (home toilet advantage) when it came to pooping. Now I prefer to poop at work because it means I can at least do it without worrying about what DD is up to while I'm indisposed.

Still, for some reason, I can't help feeling like I'm being dangerous for doing a basic bodily function in a bathroom that isn't my own. 

I live on the edge.

Speaking of pooping at work.

Does anyone here have what we call a "Missile Standoff"?

Basically, even though there are 6 stalls (excepting the 6th one being out of commission from my WTF wednesday post). And there is another person in there, besides yourself. Neither of you are doing a hurry-pee-wipe-zip-flush. But you are both lingering waiting to be alone to poop... What do you do?

There are 2 options...

1) You both wait there far too long until one person gives up and gets out.

OR

2) You say fuck it and do your business.

I used to be so bashful and hated ruffling feathers about anything but in my old age of 32, I no longer care. The bathroom is for pooping too and I've go work to do... You, stranger, can just sick over there and be shocked that you not only didn't win the stand-off but now you have to listen to me go.

We have 2 separate restrooms. I am thankful for this. 

I thinks it's hilarious when I go in there to pee and there are those two people in there just waiting.  Sometimes I just take longer to wash my hands, check my hair, etc.  I wonder how long they wait.

Also, I think it's rude if you've been in the stall the whole time I'm in there, making no noise just waiting, but as soon as I'm washing my hands you flush and emerge!  I don't want to see who just made that huge stink.  I'll hurry and dry my hands and run out of there so I don't have to make eye contact.

catmagick

Spookster said:

samantha1477 said:

katiewest said:

dorothyzbornak97's.  I can not stand when I'm walking down the street and some random stranger tells me to "smile".  I don't think that I necessarily walk around with a frown on my face but you don't know me so don't tell me to smile!  I don't know why that irks me so much but it has happened quite a few times to me.

Bitchy resting face! I have it too.

Guilty as well, I don't want anyone to approach me or try to make small talk...I want in and out and to be left alone in doing so. HA

I believe this is known as RBF :-)  Resting BitchFace.  At least it is up in these parts!  It's my favorite thing ever.  Anyone with RBF is my autofavorite.

Spookster

catmagick said:

Spookster said:

samantha1477 said:

katiewest said:

dorothyzbornak97's.  I can not stand when I'm walking down the street and some random stranger tells me to "smile".  I don't think that I necessarily walk around with a frown on my face but you don't know me so don't tell me to smile!  I don't know why that irks me so much but it has happened quite a few times to me.

Bitchy resting face! I have it too.

Guilty as well, I don't want anyone to approach me or try to make small talk...I want in and out and to be left alone in doing so. HA

I believe this is known as RBF :-)  Resting BitchFace.  At least it is up in these parts!  It's my favorite thing ever.  Anyone with RBF is my autofavorite.

MWAHAHAHA I like being a favorite :-) 

carissa32581

It's worth the pounds... Those are so damn good. I don't know why, because I'm sure they are the same as a regular Reese's, but I think they taste better! I'm sure it's just the cute shape.

I think the proportion of peanut butter to chocolate is much better in the pumpkins!