My mom texted me

Maebb

My mom watched DS today, and she sent me a text that said,

"[DS] be in his biggest see you pomonella happened today calculator pussy."

Hahahaha. She texted back soon after that saying, "What I said was, he is getting bigger, and today was really busy." I got the text at work and LOLed during a meeting.

Calculator pussy.

ILoveBoys

I just LOL'ed sitting next to DH. Lol!!! Of course he wanted to know why.

Thanks for the entertainment!

Ireland05

DS2 is finally asleep on my chest, and I'm trying to stifle laughter. If he wakes, I blame your mom. Funny shit!

Eleventy11

Doesn't autocorrect use words that you use a lot? Your mom must be a big fan of cats!

LittleFish1

wow! someone is worse at text typing than my MIL

ASmallWonder

OMG LOL

Maebb

My mom thinks that "crap," "butt," "dang," and "frickin" are bad words, so I am pretty sure she never uses the p-word. I think it was just an unfortunate (but funny for me) mistype / autocorrect.