Last Text

EVA116

What is the last text on your phone?

 

Mine: "Hey his fingers keep him happy and the chub is cute"

Rae1105

"do you know how hard it is to type in Latin? mother fucking plants..."

gotta love working for Landscape Architects

WasNotWas

Incoming: Butt hurts 14.6

Outgoing: Stupid Boys!!

separate people

Libby1978

Hey.  If you get this please tell your sister that daddy put the money she needs in one of the shoes he brought to her.  Thanks!

KMRR86

My brother sent me a vine video that I don't think my eyes will recover from.

JackoftheBox

Outgoing: OMG! LOL

Incoming: YEA! LOL

 

[Deleted User]

"That's horrible"

[Deleted User]

kmrobinson86 said:

My brother sent me a vine video that I don't think my eyes will recover from.

Is it a chick with a penis?

Rach7170

Incoming : LOL

Out going: lunch meat. It was an add on to a grocery list.

My texts are boring

Monkeybabe

"Mom has a webinar at noon."

Super exciting.

NotSharknado

Me and Dh had a rough night last night, this was our last text a little while ago.

Assembly_Reqd

that's gonna be one fuckin' expensive dose of Motrin!

ProudMommyER073113

"I totally thought today was Friday. But it is OUR Friday!" to my DH

insertclevername

"Do you want me to order it now or when we get home?"

 In reference to the Corvette car bed we are buying DS1 for his birthday.

LaylaPartDeux

Sent to DH:
I'm over this stupid fucking kitchen faucet. I know you aren't into fate & signs & shit, but there's a hammer on the counter right here by the faucet. The stars are sending me a sign, dude.

NotSharknado

It seems personal but sweet. We're making progress.

LadyXaverian

In-coming: "I'm off tomorrow. Leaving shortly." (Dh was on his way to meet me for lunch. I love fall break.)

Out-going:"lol" (with a picture attachment to a friend of one of those "autocorrects" that gets posted on FB)

theseaword

I signed p up for a music ass.

I meant class, obvs.

thekatie

"Tomorrow night. No kids. Drunk time." from my friend who is contemplating going to some BBQ thing & was inviting me along.

phunkyphish

My last one included a pic of a shirt that I sent H to pick up from a monogram shop for P. It came out super cute, btw. 

shadypines

A payment is due on 20/11/2013 on your American Express card.

JBMom

"Daar is genoeg goed om slaai mee te maak. DD was baie soet en oulik vandag. Lekker aand. Lvs"

That translates to "There were enough stuff to make a salad. DD was really sweet and cute today. Have a good evening. Love" 

My mom looked after DD at our house today and when I got home I realised there wasn't much to make lunch with, but apparently there were enough stuff for a salad.

lildevil968

Outgoing: Grace got an American girl doll catalog in the mail. She wants every fucking doll in the book. Angry face!!

Incoming: Girl, they found us too, and we have never been to the store!

srhemann

Outgoing: It's just sex

Incoming:Brilliant!

ILoveBoys

Outgoing: Hi Colleen this is ----- from Thirty-One. I wanted to be sure you found the information I left in your door yesterday.

Incoming: from DH: Now if you were coming too I'd go but...

Ursulala

Outgoing by me; incoming by DH.

wiggyslilsis

"On my way home"

DH is off work early and it is nice out so I am thinking he should take LO outside to play while I clean the house

MsMommy2012

Your security code is xxxxxx. Happy drop boxing!

scoutkate

Outgoing: "A little bit of dress-up fun after cotillion!" (to my sister, along with a pic of Betsy with friends)

Incoming: "Cute!  Ear smash." (sister's response to pic)

Cropped version of the pic:

 

nixieknox3

incoming: "en route"

outgoing: "btb"

[Deleted User]

Such nonsense. This is why I don't like those doctors.

PinkyFloyd73

(Incoming from DH) Send me those numbers please. Love you and your sweet little mcaww.

KMRR86

DragonBlood13 said:

kmrobinson86 said:

My brother sent me a vine video that I don't think my eyes will recover from.

Is it a chick with a penis?

Omg! Yes!