long time lurker...

coffeeandcake · October 2013

I've been lurking here for an embarassing amount of time, but I'm saying hello since it seems semi acceptable in these parts. I created a new account in case people I know IRL are watching. :looks around suspiciously:

a quick intro...I love coffee. though if flavored creamer contained caffeine I'd save time and just throw a straw in that. I enjoy swearing way more than someone who stays home all day with a baby and toddler should. I watch an embarassing amount of reality tv and I rarely wear under garmets. I love meatloaf, celebrity gossip, online window shopping and chapstick.

ooh kids. I have 2 of them. boys. They're both pretty awesome, so far. except when my son shit on our white curtains. that wasn't cool and he knew it. is that what they mean by "testing boundaries?" Well then, that's my boundary. I don't have many of them.