FWP

missyishere

I wake before my child, ready to sit and enjoy my coffee in peaceful bliss. I come to find neither my WiFi nor my cable is working. Using my phone sans WiFi makes my eyes bleed, and I can't catch up on m'Andy Cohen.

Anyone else have a FWP today?

bumpuser1691848

We got new HD cable boxes and the internet box thingy yesterday. The power cord they have DH for the internet box was the wrong size, so we have no internet until DH can go back to the place... on the other side of town.

And then he tells me not to play on FB, IG, TB on my phone too much before going to bed. Yeah, ok... like that'll happen.

missyishere

LoisLayn23 said:

I promised my kid we'd go order her birthday cake today after work (she wants pigs, pumpkins, and balloons on it, good luck with that Hyvee Bakery lady). I just want to curl up and watch NCIS on DVR and drink wine.

A pig holding balloons in a pumpkin patch?  I like a girl who knows what she wants.  We should be friends.

WasNotWas

My mini fridge froze my Diet Coke so I have to wait until it thaws to drink it...

littlestjerry

I had one the other day. My lean cuisine pizza was way too hard to open. They really shrink wrap the hell out of those fuckers.

missyishere

Little Jerry said:

I had one the other day. My lean cuisine pizza was way too hard to open. They really shrink wrap the hell out of those fuckers.

The idea of a lean cuisine pizza makes me want to gag, and not in a good way.

missyishere

ALL IS RESTORED; I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN!  

klondikebar

My last three dark chocolate salted caramels did not have salt on them. It totally ruined my first cup of coffee in the morning experience.

littlestjerry

They're alright. Not delicious, but not gag worthy. It's really just something to fill my belly at work so I'm not hangry.

missyishere

KlondikeBar said:

My last three dark chocolate salted caramels did not have salt on them. It totally ruined my first cup of coffee in the morning experience.

Oh, hell no!  

MrsT0514

My PT just released me last week and of course, now my back is killing me again.

smellychelly25

missyishere said:

Little Jerry said:

I had one the other day. My lean cuisine pizza was way too hard to open. They really shrink wrap the hell out of those fuckers.

The idea of a lean cuisine pizza makes me want to gag, and not in a good way.

Lean Cuisine pizza is actually good

missyishere

@andrea99 my SD's room is a fucking mess.  I don't even want to know what she has stored away in there.  

Karbird5

Why are the boxes the Keurig cups come in so fucking hard to flatten for recycling? I realize this is the most trivial issue but I fight with those damn things constantly. Just me?

srhemann

Directv said that my satellite box was fine but they lied. It keeps cutting out and not recording anything. Assholes can't come fix it until next week. Now I have to rely on netflix and hulu.

anustart

LoisLayn23 said:

I promised my kid we'd go order her birthday cake today after work (she wants pigs, pumpkins, and balloons on it, good luck with that Hyvee Bakery lady). I just want to curl up and watch NCIS on DVR and drink wine.

Hy-vee is seriously AMAZING at cakes. The chick at mine free handed Angelina Ballerina for me and it was AWESOME. I'm sure it'll turn out awesome and I love your DD's request. 

missyishere

That cake was awesome @anustart!

LuckyDad

As a cost saving measure, my company is now only emptying trash cans under our desks M-W-F.

I came into work and there was still my trash from yesterday in my can, and I feel like I'm living like some sort of barbarian.

pandaglitter

My friend has more free baby and nursing stuff for me (aka an unopened tube of lanolin) but I'm too tired to go see her and pick it up.