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listen to this:

I just cant stop barfing!

wtf?

I don't have any barf on me ( that I can SEE) but I can smell barf. I barely made it to the bathroom a minute ago, and it is like fancy projectile barfing- but all I want to do is clean my house?!?

I made myself just now sit down and relax for a minute, because I thought that might make me stop barfing...

I don't feel sick, i just keep barfing!!! I am even sort of hungry!

I am like a circus of a person!!

Re: listen to this:

  • Did you REALLY just use fancy as a word to describe your vomit?

    I must need my eyes checked.

  • imageMelandJeff:

    Did you REALLY just use fancy as a word to describe your vomit?

    I must need my eyes checked.

    uh, melon, I don't know how else you would describe what is happening to me...it is the most forceful, and yet not entirely unpleasant barfing I have ever experienced...AND there looked to be sparkles in the last batch. oh- there were!!! From an xmas cookie!! I forgot about that!

    IT is special to barf and barf but not feel too crappy at all!

    even FANCY!

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  • I hope it's pregnancy related and not the stomach bug that we had in our house this past weekend.  I've never thrown up so hard in my life.  I actually pulled a muscle in my back from throwing up.  It wasn't pretty or fancy.  Sparkles sound nice though.
  • Quite possibly the weirdest post ever. Yes

    Perhaps you are in labor? I barfed in labor and it actually felt relieving.

  • LOL!  DEFINITELY my favorite post of all time . . . and I've been around since '03!!!

    Hope the barfing stops soon . . .

    Linda

  • Wow, this post makes me want to barf. Not the fancy kind.

    Get better! You have to birth a baby soon!

    DD1 12.18.06 DD2 9.18.08 DD3 EDD 5.10.2012 BabyFruit Ticker
  • I say you have the baby within 24 hours.

    And this post IS up there for all time best posts!

  • hee...

    thanks ladies- I dont' feel even the slightest bit ill- I feel better than usual, actually.

    I doubt it has to do with labor, b/c I think that's in transition, isn't it? I am not even having any contractions...just spontaneous barf.

     magic! magic! magic! magic!

  • imageBrideofranken:

    I am like a circus of a person!!

    Can't stop laughing at this!

    I just gave you 5 stars, btw.

    DD1 12.18.06 DD2 9.18.08 DD3 EDD 5.10.2012 BabyFruit Ticker
  • Ew!  And when you say Fancy barf I think of Fancy Cat food. 

    https://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.Drugstore.com/prodimg/93015/200.jpg

    Madelyn 3/1/07 image, Lilypie 3rd Birthday Ticker Lilypie Maternity tickers
  • i threw up for most of my early labor at home and in the hospital.  stopped puking about 15 hours in.
  • but did you feel good while you were barfing? I mean I have NO signs of labor- if it weren't for the baxetball in my belly I wouldn't even feel pregnant..

    The barfing is oficially gone, by the way- I just feel good now. I feel...fancy.

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