please tell me something this gross has happened to you...

ladybugpjb

I was in a cleaning mood today. I was vacuuming our room and decided to keep going on the rest of the house. When I turned off the vacuum, I heard gleeful laughter and splashing coming from the master bathroom. I immediately started running across the house yelling NOOOOOOO! because I knew exactly what was happening.

DS was splashing in the toilet...and I hadn't cleaned it yet. I'd left the lid up because I had been cleaning the outside, but hadn't yet cleaned the bowl.

Bleeeeeeeeeh.

At least the shower was nice and clean and ready to use.

NotSharknado

My kid tries to lick the toilet. She fucking licks everything.

JaysonandKristin

Odie currently has MRSA, so something nasty has obviously happened with or without my knowledge. ::shrugs::
Kids are gross!!

fancefpp

My kid loves putting his hands in the trash can and the toilet. He had HFM a few weeks back....I'm wondering if preschool wasn't to blame

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Was the toilet flushed, or did you catch him playing with a turd? Because THAT would be gross.

ladybugpjb

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha said:

Was the toilet flushed, or did you catch him playing with a turd? Because THAT would be gross.

Not playing with a turd, but the bowl visibly needed a cleaning. It wasn't as disgusting as the last time DS pooped in the tub, though....I thought I was going to die, it was so bad. I turned away for a second to tell DH something, looked back and....I don't even want to think about it.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Well then, I could think of grosser things... which I will keep to myself

melissa0726

MrsSkull1107 said:

 Nasty + children = normal.

LOL, this! 

Last week I caught DD pouring her milk out on the floor, smearing it around with her hands, and then licking it off the floor.  SO disgusting. 

lolinshag

DD loves to take the toilet water and splash it on her head to "wash" her hair. Yuck.

Last night she was riding on daddys back and her pull up got off center and she peed. DH got the strangest look on his face and then she said "mommy! Mommy! I go potty!" I just died laughing! (Cracking up just typing it out now!). DH calmly out her down then RAN for the shower! Bwahahaha

Rachey1082

He doesn't play in the toilet... But this, equally as gross thing happened... Liam, "MOM!!!! The dogs pooped in the piano room and Jacks playing with it!!!"
Barf. Barf to all of it.