So he has a habit of picking up little things off the floor and handing them to me.. food crumbs, paper etc.. so he just goes "dat" and holds out his hand to me .. I hold out my hand palm up as usual... and I got... a sticky booger. Joy!
When A is done eating, especially if we're sitting very close at a restaurant, when he's finished, he announces "All done!" and then starts gathering up everything left in front of him and either tosses it on my plate or he tries to cram it in my mouth. If I don't eat what he's offering, he'll give me a stern look and say "Mommy!" in a tone like I'll be in trouble if I don't eat what's offered. I don't know when my 19 month old became such a disciplinarian.
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