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SookieFrackhouse68 said:

@lexilupin, I think we might be the same person. H is 8 inches taller than me and Eli was 21.5 inches and 9 lbs 2 oz.

The last 2.5 months of pregnancy sucked so much cock I weep to think back on it. I was SO miserable.

Zoe was 2 oz lighter and a half inch shorter and she sucked to carry around. I cannot imagine fitting her in a short torso.

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HilarityEnsued said:

I am going to join snapchat for that weekend only. Please to snap me all the fun.

Squee!

Monkeybabe

HilarityEnsued said:

DS was 7lbs 15 oz at 37w5d. We don't know his real height because the mutant nurse blatantly measured him wrong. I still get bummed about that.

That sucks, I'm sorry.

Zoe was a week early. If I had gone late like everyone told me FTMs do, I think my vagina would have been completely destroyed.

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HilarityEnsued said:

@monkeybabe I was a little over 2 weeks early so the doctor told me he would have been easily 10 lbs by his due date. 

DH was 12.5 lbs (wtfffffff MIL) and he was 3 weeks early.  This is all according to my MIL.  I have a variety of doubts about various aspects of this story but the fact remains he was almost 13 lbs at birth. 

Dude, fuck that.

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Mackalien13 said:

missyishere said:

N was frank breech. That shit was horribly uncomfortable. Her giant noggin was lodged in my ribcage. She's lucky I loved her the moment I saw her.

So you should have pushed her out anyway

I had her cut out.