My horomes are so crazy that... (a little fun)

sloannmark

...I told my husband the other day that I wanted to stab him with a fork (we were doing dishes)

...I am going to flip out on the next person that looks at me the wrong way at work

Anyone else?

JalepenoPepper

...I told my husband that if my eggs and his sperm aren't getting it on right now in that petri dish, I'm going to sucker punch someone.  B-)

sarah_beth2005

...this weekend I literally burst into tears because my husband had the audacity to check his email while we were going 4 miles per hour down our street - apparently, in my mind that day, his lack of attention was putting my follicles at risk.  Poor DH, he's already issued a warning to our friends (we're staying with them this weekend) not to be concerned if I lash out at someone for nothing, or if I cry at a moment's notice.

kjf114

lmao this sure made me laugh. I've told my hubby this before too as well as I want to hit you with this shower rod haha  I hope you have a better day no stabbing hubby

HeatherHam10

These are hilarious..love it!

I started bawling my eyes out in my coworkers room and ran out saying sorry have a nice day.. leaving them clueless as to what was going on.

During our fresh cycle I was so hormonal dh went to get me one of my fave cookies and it was a different icing and i cried and screamed and said how he never pays attention to anything and refused to eat it

MrsC430

...Last night DH pissed and moaned about giving me another PIO injection. God forbid I pull him away from his Monday night TV. I told him while he's sleeping one night, I'm gonna ram an empty PIO needle into his ass & see how much he enjoys it!

HeatherHam10

@mrsc430 ive been theeatening my hubby too and asking if i can just do it once...i think its fair..but they need the bruised ass an all

katekat8721

I have been doing surprisingly very well! Even with an e2 level of 11,000!

However, I may have told hubby one night, in detail, how I would dispose of his body should I ever stab him to death with a spork (yes, the spoon/fork thing). He just said I was watching too much Dexter
:-) ... but deep down, I think now he knows I mean business when I tell him to do the dishes. Do the dishes or swim with the fishes hubby, your choice!

This was shortly followed by me then getting very loving and telling him about 3754 times how much I love him.

But yeah, overall not too bad! Lol!

O2girl

I get some sort of sick satisfaction irritating my DH... I find it funny... And he does also because he said its so weird to see me so happy and so angry all at the same time... Who knew those two emotions could exist in the same person all at once...

Twinkie0612

...I cried for no real reason last night.  I knew it was coming on and didn't even try to stop it, it was a pity party kind of night.

... I sent my boss a bitch out email this morning that contained more than one 4 letter word.  He deserved it though, he needs to stop being a pussy and caving to the lady in our department that wants her son (who works part time for us) to get special treatment.  Luckily we have the type of relationship where this is NBD and he knows that I am a little irritable right now.

Praying4Miracle17

Here too!!  I had to wait in line for 45 minutes at Walgreens to pick up a prescription and when they told me that they put it back and would have to refill it, I almost wanted to scream at someone.  Poor DH got the rest of my tirade when I got home.  Stupid hormones!

Sunny B

I'm only on BCP and I'm pretty much a lunatic. I couldn't find my keys the other morning and was completely late for work and instead of turning the house upside down looking for them, I proceeded to sit in the middle of the living room floor and weep. My H got out of the shower and was like "WTF are you doing?!?!" The littlest things just get so overwhelming!

kjf114

MrsC430 said:

...Last night DH pissed and moaned about giving me another PIO injection. God forbid I pull him away from his Monday night TV. I told him while he's sleeping one night, I'm gonna ram an empty PIO needle into his ass & see how much he enjoys it!

Bahaha!! Truth! Actually my DH did stab himself with a empty Lupron needle and he's like see not so bad. He then had a bruise on his stomach the size of a quarter for 2 months lol he broke a big blood vessel. He def will not ever attempt a PiO shot

Twinkie0612

geordie314 said:

... I just bought over $100 of junk food at target! There goes my healthy eating, seriously I'm going to be 1000# before I even get pregnant, I was shopping like I was high!

We can be 1000 pounds together. I just had to go out and buy new fat jeans because my original pair of fat jeans were the only ones that fit. Oh and I haven't wore my engagement ring or wedding band in weeks because I can't get the, on my finger any more. Between the steroids and the hormones the last few months, I can't stop eating. My weakness is salt and vinegar chips. I nearly ate a whole bag today.

HeatherHam10

I feel for you ladies...sweets are all I want and I can't get my hands on enough. Just finished off my apple pie tonight with tons of whipped cream ::sigh::

Twinkie0612

HeatherHam10 said:

I feel for you ladies...sweets are all I want and I can't get my hands on enough. Just finished off my apple pie tonight with tons of whipped cream ::sigh::

Ha! I had a giant piece of chocolate cake for dessert and DH made a comment about the size of my piece of cake. I gave him a death look and told him to shut up.

TaylorH84

Ommmmggg icecream! I cry all the time or get mad at my DH reaaaaal quick. The lupron also made me lose my mind. If I wasn't crazy hot I literally could NOT remember a thing!! I forgot to brush my teeth one sat and started to cry about it...I mean really? There's so many things wrong with that and ew gross!!

AJC&Maggie

Love it!
@ kjf114 and MrsC430: my DH stuck a Lupron needle into his belly as a show if solidarity as I bawled my eyes out during my fresh IVF because I just didn't want to do it anymore!

katekat8721

Apple pie? Salt and vinegar chips? Oh heaven!! nom nom

katib77

I cried at the blackhawks stanley cup banner raising...just looked at DH and said "silly hormones" and he laughed. :::sigh::::

Jill Wheat

It is fun to read these!  I am not alone.  I have been wildly impatient these past few days; shutting the dogs in the bedroom when they persist in barking while I am enduring a Lupron headache.

sloannmark

Jill Wheat said:

It is fun to read these!  I am not alone.  I have been wildly impatient these past few days; shutting the dogs in the bedroom when they persist in barking while I am enduring a Lupron headache.

Oh the dog barking has been driving me nuts. I've been a mean mom to him!

Twinkie0612

Jill Wheat said:

It is fun to read these!  I am not alone.  I have been wildly impatient these past few days; shutting the dogs in the bedroom when they persist in barking while I am enduring a Lupron headache.

Darcy doesn't bark too much but she loves to whine at me (she's an attention whore).  I've told her a few times that she could totally justify animal abuse.

O2girl

LoL @Twinkie0612
My dogs keep staring at me like they are tryin to figure out if I'm still their mom... And I haven't seen my cat in days... So I think my furries would qualify as abused animals right now too.... I might be worse than I think in reference to my hormones

TaylorH84

Ugh, when I was on lupron and was hot as haiti my Italian greyhounds kept wanting to lay on me...they're like little space heaters and I was melting! Our AC bill was terribly high!