FFST anybody?

LaurelBee

Since a lot of us want to increase our sexy time with our SOs- Name one dirty thing you vow to do to your SO (for your SO) this weekend.

LaurelBee

LoisLayn23 said:

I'll probably sex him every day because cd13-15.

Are you guys ttc? Good luck!

LaurelBee

I'm going to give Dh a Beej while we're chillin on the couch tonight.

nancy30005

Probably beej. I'm OTR.

aforst

Nada.  He's going out of town this weekend for a guys trip.  I did give him a beej last night though. 

LaurelBee

LoisLayn23 said:

LaurelBee said:

LoisLayn23 said:

I'll probably sex him every day because cd13-15.

Are you guys ttc? Good luck!

Yep, cycle4 (3? I don't know how you count these. 4th month, 3rd cycle?)

Well, I hope you feel the sperm meet the egg this weekend :P

EMOmamma

I don't like making too detailed plans b/c they never really work out and I end up disappointed. But I was able to take a nice long shower this morning so I'm all prettied up. ">

LaurelBee

morgann2010 said:

More biting and anal. We've done it twice this week already.  Maybe thats my fffc, I like anal.

Ha! I would've never pegged you as the anal type. Pun intended

LoveActually4

Lately my sex drive is zero. Womp womp.

LaurelBee

@mamareb29 I just confessed that in the FFFC thread. That's why Dh is getting a bj

LoveActually4

Do it @HilarityEnsued and @LoisLayne23!! Make a baby!!

LaurelBee

HilarityEnsued said:

holy shit two fucking anal bangs in a single week.

And wanting more! Ouchie

LuckyDad

I'm loving how this thread covers the entire spectrum from sex for procreation to sex that totes is guaranteed to never make baby (and you can have if virgin. really).

LuckyDad

My goal is to seduce DW. Her drive is stuck in first gear these days, but I can often put her in the mood if I put the time and effort into really getting her going. Weekends are obviously much better than during the week because there is the potential naptime window.

On that note, I'm putting my foot down and making damn sure DS does NOT nap anywhere but in a bed. We've been risking it lately and he's been passing out early in the car ride home which just wrecks our schedule.

phunkyphish

I'm too annoyed/pissed at him to give it up this weekend. 

shadypines

My butt hurts all the sudden. All this anal talk....

 

LuckyDad

So on that note: Any movie recs? We have a bad bad habit of picking dramas that are great movies, but do not leave one wanting to get busy after. Like Django Unchained. Maybe we'll redbox Iron Man 3? We just need to avoid the depressing.

I'm also willing to entertain the idea of cheesy RomComs in the interest of gettin' booty.

shadypines

phunkyphish said:

I'm too annoyed/pissed at him to give it up this weekend. 

@phunkyphish the best sex EVER... "make-up sex"

Libby1978

I'm on my period.  DH won't do period sex very often.  So we will likely be high and dry this weekend.  Unless I'm nice and give without receiving.  Hmmmm

shadypines

@spooko I'm not going to lie. IT HURTS LIKE HELL... But worth it. I have a high pain tolerance too...

LaurelBee

I hear Love Actually might do the trick @luckydad @lexilupin

phunkyphish

Manneek1977 said:

phunkyphish said:

I'm too annoyed/pissed at him to give it up this weekend. 

@phunkyphish the best sex EVER... "make-up sex"

This is true, he has some serious making up to do first though. 

shadypines

@LoisLayn23 I get brazilian wax 3-4 times a year. Everything comes off include between the cheeks.....

Libby1978

Here's a confession I think I've shared before, but I'll share again.

99.99999% of the time I have my orgasm during foreplay.  On (rare) occasions I have one during intercourse as well.

CurlyQ284

I literally LOL at that picture @jack19

Libby1978

Our sex life was the best it had ever been when I was KU with Oliver. 

CurlyQ284

jack19 said:

@curlyq284 are you a Blackadder fan?

I don't know what that is. Its just funny with your post. Off to Google!

ETA hmm that looks good. I'll have to try to find that on Netflix or hulu.

shadypines

Holls2011 said:

I've never been waxed and I have zero time to shave most of the time, but I somehow find a way. 

You only go once a month?  How long does it stay smooth?  I hate the post one day shave is stubbly as fuck.

@Holls2011

It can last a couple weeks or even a month.It depends how often you do it. I go ever 3 or so months. Because I do touch-ups inbetween the next appointment. It usually takes anywhere from 30 minutes to 50 minutes at the salon.

shadypines

kiraliz2 said:

LoisLayn23 said:

Manneek1977 said:

@LoisLayn23 I get brazilian wax 3-4 times a year. Everything comes off include between the cheeks.....

Do they like, pull it back?

I turn on my side and uh, pull it back myself.

This... Like knee to ya chest..

angelashly

Holls2011 said:

I've never been waxed and I have zero time to shave most of the time, but I somehow find a way. 

You only go once a month?  How long does it stay smooth?  I hate the post one day shave is stubbly as fuck.

All this.

As for this weekend I need something. It has been a week. We need a weekend away to have hotel sex that always makes things better.

shadypines

HilarityEnsued said:

LoisLayn23 said:

Manneek1977 said:

@LoisLayn23 I get brazilian wax 3-4 times a year. Everything comes off include between the cheeks.....

Do they like, pull it back?

One place I went just had me get on my hands and knees, but up in the air (imagine you're doing doggy style, only someone totally strange is ripping hairs out of your crack)

The other place basically did it while I was layingo n my back with my legs pulled up into my chest

I almost died over here with this visual.... lolol

suv75

Nothing! I'm 8 weeks post partum...no desire whatsoever. Yeah, sex, um no thanks.

shadypines

I did not have my first O till I was in my 20's.... But I was fucking since 15.... (

Spapeggy

I'm trying to get either sex or give a beej 3 times a week at least. Things are just better when were all relaxed. But my lady flow just came so boo for me. Dh hates period sex and that's when I'm horny the most. So we have had sex once this week so this weekend I'll make sure he gets 2 beejs.

shadypines

speer06 said:

Manneek1977 said:

I did not have my first O till I was in my 20's.... But I was fucking since 15.... (

Your teenage self has all my sorries.

I feel cheated... ugh

Spapeggy

morgann2010 said:

Spapeggy said:

I'm trying to get either sex or give a beej 3 times a week at least. Things are just better when were all relaxed. But my lady flow just came so boo for me. Dh hates period sex and that's when I'm horny the most. So we have had sex once this week so this weekend I'll make sure he gets 2 beejs.

Can you try shower sex? If I'm horny, sex is happening.

No we're using condoms till his all clear from the vasectomy. Plus we both don't like shower sex. It's ok I have my vibrator that will help me out:()

Maneek: I was sexually active at 12 unfortunately, but didn't have an o till I was 17, when I did I seriously became a full fledge nympho. I can have as many orgasoms in a row I want.

angelashly

I am jealous of the multiple Os

LuckyDad

DW is horniest when she's ovulating. That's when I get sex without having to earn it. It's also when she says stuff like "we don't really *need* a condom, do we?" She has zero interest when she's on her period.

She also keeps toying with the idea of getting waxed, but she has some of the same concerns mbenny has about pain and putting herself on display like that. I'm extremely encouraging of the idea and support the minor expense. I would be thrilled if she ever pulls the trigger. Maybe I can promise her backrubs for a week or something. Sadly the Cunning Linguist doesn't really motivate her these days.

shadypines

speer06 said:

LuckyDad said:

DW is horniest when she's ovulating. That's when I get sex without having to earn it. It's also when she says stuff like "we don't really *need* a condom, do we?" She has zero interest when she's on her period.

It's like our bodies are trying to trick us into getting pregnant again. Dirty, dirty trick.

I REFUSE TO FALL FOR IT. YES CAPS IS NEEDED FOR THIS.....LOL

LuckyDad

HilarityEnsued said:

@mabelshesthebomb is clearly trying to hook fucky up because damn woman... getting the hair ripped off of your clit DOES NOT COMPARE to having your brows waxed.

ilu for trying though.

@mabelshesthebomb has my back.

shadypines

mbenit4 said:

kiraliz2 said:

mbenit4 said:

kiraliz2 said:

Waxing is tits. I don't know why anyone wouldn't do it.

Because it hurts. Because I don't want a stranger looking at my bits. Because what did the hair do to me that I hate it so much? Because SO doesn't care if there is hair there. Because that would be one more thing I would be bad at maintaining. One more thing to pay for. I can keep going.

Yeah but you don't shave, either. So you don't count.

Yeah I don't shave because I don't feel I have to.

• I don't have pubes going down my leg. AND
• Because what did the hair do to me that I hate it so much?
• Because SO doesn't care if there is hair there.
• Because that would be one more thing I would be bad at maintaining.

So me and my bush thank you for saying we don't count. @kiraliz2

rotf!!!