I wish I could tag Little Jerry. Hope she sees this.
I have a mild astigmatism in one eye, and despite being a fairly big nerd:

I do not wear glasses. I wear safety glasses at work:

I wear sunglasses in the warm california sun:

But your mental images just aren't correct if you want to put me in glasses. Sorrynotsorry.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
Re: Let's Clear Something up (@Little Jerry and others)