What size of meat do you have?

missyishere

missyishere

Goddammit, it went rogue on me before I could finish.  Thanks, Obama!

klondikebar

I think mine shrank. Cobwebs!

missyishere

Meat fridge

Meat deep freeze

Meat closet

Meat house

Meat island

missyishere

That's totally a sign I would hold up too @wordsmith226.  "I have something to say, but like me, k?"

RichardSlap

I'm convinced this poll isn't anonymous. I can't vote honestly. Is there an option for "my vagina has body image issues and is probably two sizes smaller than I think"?

missyishere

Richard Slap said:

I'm convinced this poll isn't anonymous. I can't vote honestly. Is there an option for "my vagina has body image issues and is probably two sizes smaller than I think"?

Aww, I'm sure your vagina is super slender and pretty.  Dress it in black?

thetheisens

Meat curtains. 

missyishere

missyishere

Cheers to new renos @fredalina!

SandyClam

I think that there are a lot of liars up in here! With enough lube, you can fit anything up there.

Littledeer84

does the meat house have curtains?

missyishere

SandyClam said:

I think that there are a lot of liars up in here! With enough lube, you can fit anything up there.

I have a small vagina.  My mouth on the other hand...

RichardSlap

@fredalina upgraded to custom!

thetheisens

Those are some definite meat curtains on Mariah @missyishere.

RichardSlap

thetheisens

Richard Slap knows about camel toe.

missyishere

maybe mariah could be smoothgrooves spokeswoman?

LuckyDad

Sexist poll

missyishere

Listen @luckydad, I do what I want.  You're not the boss of me.

RichardSlap

Well @luckydad, please give a size comparison of your man junk. Smaller than a breadbox?

LuckyDad

Richard Slap said:

Well @luckydad, please give a size comparison of your man junk. Smaller than a breadbox?

Lol yes.
Bigger than a hot dog

RichardSlap

My mom used to date a guy that she referred to as "Tuna Can." Random association of the night.

missyishere

Oil in a tuna can, slappy?  BTW you need a taggable SN. @sandyclam.

LuckyDad

Richard Slap said:

My mom used to date a guy that she referred to as "Tuna Can." Random association of the night.

Ouch.

RichardSlap

I like being untaggable. I'm like a man of mystery. 

SandyClam

mbenit4 said:

Well @luckydad, please give a size comparison of your man junk. Smaller than a breadbox?

Lol yes. Bigger than a hot dog

I am curious to know what brand you're familiar with? But don't go there.

thetheisens

@sandyclam that's a lot of meat to put in your mouth. Clearly it does not fit between buns, not even with lots of ketchup.

missyishere

nom

thetheisens

@humptydance don't say that around @sandyclam or she will made you look at something really gross on reddit.

Karschingham

Here she blows. 

missyishere

thetheisens said:

@humptydance don't say that around @sandyclam or she will made you look at something really gross on reddit.

How about a youtube video of TMNTs ejaculating ranch onto pizza?

missyishere

She's a meat-- house. mighty mighty, just lettin it all hang out. @karschingham.

thetheisens

missyishere said:

thetheisens said:

@humptydance don't say that around @sandyclam or she will made you look at something really gross on reddit.

How about a youtube video of TMNTs ejaculating ranch onto pizza?

GROSSER THAN THAT.

NotSharknado

My kids have big heads. Nuff said :-<

SandyClam

thetheisens said:

missyishere said:

thetheisens said:

@humptydance don't say that around @sandyclam or she will made you look at something really gross on reddit.

How about a youtube video of TMNTs ejaculating ranch onto pizza?

GROSSER THAN THAT.

THAT WAS NOT ME!! @Overture!

Karschingham

Notice how my door is always open, you are ALL welcome to come inside my meat house. 

missyishere

You're eating my taco meat this weekend @karschingham.

Karschingham

NOM. 

missyishere

Karschingham said:

NOM. 

Where's m'relish?