Who wants a cheesy joke?

Mysterious_wife

Why did the scarecrow get an award?







He was outstanding in his field!

Mysterious_wife

What kind of bugs are on the moon?









Luna-ticks.

Mysterious_wife

) cheesy jokes kill me. I snorted laughing at the first one

Mysterious_wife

What do you call a pig performing karate?







Pork chop!

PunkyBooster

These are great!!

gogadgetgo

Mysterious_wife said:

What do you call a pig performing karate? Pork chop!

I laughed out loud at this one.  I love cheesy jokes and need to share these with DH

Mysterious_wife

Glad I could bring some smiles.

MrsRustyGriswold

Those are good ones!

kelle017

What do you call a fake noodle?

....An impasta

I may have a bunch of those cheesy jokes pinned. 

TikiTurtle

Why is camping considered an extreme sport?





Bc it's in tents! (Intense)

Mysterious_wife

This needs to be our new Wed. tradition

capinjen152

I am seriously reminded of eating Laffy Taffy right now. Banana flavored goodness and cheesy jokes!

kelle017

@capinjen152  The banana are my least favorite.  I liked the sour apple the best. 

bugandbibs

Love them, and banana laffy taffy.

Erica314

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

 

 

 

 

Because then they'd be baygulls.

GavinIsMyBabyBear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

capinjen152

kelle017 said:

@capinjen152  The banana are my least favorite.  I liked the sour apple the best. 

I think we could be a good pair then. I'll eat your delicious bananas and you can eat my yucky sour apples. You can have my cherry ones too.

IceHide61313

I LOVE the Sally joke!! I crack up whenever I read it.

Pepper6

A:  Knock Knock

B:  Who's there?

A:  Interrupting cow

B:  Interupt-

A:             -MOO

annibes

A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink called Ted?"

lilegg

why does a chicken coup have 2 doors instead of 4?

because if it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken SEDAN!

Mysterious_wife

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That one ^ is my favorite, @lilegg.

MeggoWaffles

:: comes out of lurking::

Two atoms were walking down the street. The first one says "hang on, I just lost an electron!" His buddy says, "are you sure?" And he goes, "yeah, I'm POSITIVE!"

:: returns to lurking::