I don't understand why you have images of 'exclusive' Halloween costumes and they are not available (yet) for purchase (over a month). DD1 refuses to budge and get a similar costume from any other store.
~A mom who is finally on top of things
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Dear FB friends who CONSISTENTLY post pictures/videos of your children two or more times a week and nothing else (specifically things that are not kid related) about your lives,
While its nice you went to go help your adult niece figure her minor car accident this morning, even though you have a brand new job you are now going to be super late to, I can't help but get aggregated by it since you wouldn't even take my car in when the check engine light came on after work one evening bc you would have to leave at 5:30 instead of 6pm when you get in at 8am anyway. Now I am driving around with my check engine light on until my appt on Saturday bc you refused to help me, but dropped everything for her.
Nice.
Signed, your DW that is not a fan of you right now
Dear AF,
Come on already. This PMS is out of control and my supply needs to bounce back already.
When your 4 year old asked about your wedding ring, why didn't you use words like "love" and "forever" instead of talking about the "death" part of "until death do we part"? And WTF did you use the words "worm food"? Did you really not expect the conversation to end with DS crying about how he didn't want to be worm food!?!
Signed, The parent who thinks before speaking
Formerly known as ms.mittens Jude 12/31/2008 Ezra 2/10/2011 Nora 7/23/2013
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Re: Open Letter Wednesday
Get here fast, go smoothly and be memorable.
~looking forward to my plans
Dear PartyCity,
I don't understand why you have images of 'exclusive' Halloween costumes and they are not available (yet) for purchase (over a month). DD1 refuses to budge and get a similar costume from any other store.
~A mom who is finally on top of things
While its nice you went to go help your adult niece figure her minor car accident this morning, even though you have a brand new job you are now going to be super late to, I can't help but get aggregated by it since you wouldn't even take my car in when the check engine light came on after work one evening bc you would have to leave at 5:30 instead of 6pm when you get in at 8am anyway. Now I am driving around with my check engine light on until my appt on Saturday bc you refused to help me, but dropped everything for her.
Nice.
Signed, your DW that is not a fan of you right now
Dear AF,
Come on already. This PMS is out of control and my supply needs to bounce back already.
Signed, me
Please stop sucking and get your $hit together. You're putting DH in a bad mood, thereby making Sundays not so fun in our house.
Signed,
I wish I hadn't agreed to pay to upgrade to Sunday Ticket.
When your 4 year old asked about your wedding ring, why didn't you use words like "love" and "forever" instead of talking about the "death" part of "until death do we part"? And WTF did you use the words "worm food"? Did you really not expect the conversation to end with DS crying about how he didn't want to be worm food!?!
Signed,
The parent who thinks before speaking