Acceptable places to fart

Maebb

Ok, sometimes y'all have called me out when I'm being too strict about something, so I'd like to get your opinion about something.

DH farts probably 50 times per day. I don't know if he has a problem or what. Anyway, I told him to please either go in the bathroom or outside to fart. I don't think it's polite to make other people smell it.

I know this is a silly topic, but what do you think? DS is 10 months old, so he's a young to be teaching this, but eventually we'll have to teach him good manners too. Obviously he should say "excuse me" if he passes gas around other people, but isn't it preferred to just leave the room?

missyishere

fartstipation is the worst.

Maebb

Maybe 20 times per day. I don't know. But the point is, even though we've been married 8 years, I still think it would be nice if he tried to not fart around me out of consideration. No one enjoys that. I understand sometimes it is "necessary" or just sneaks up, but sometimes it is controllable.

MrsT0514

Yeah I'm with PPs. When ya gotta fart, ya gotta fart.

MH farts a ton, and I gotta say I dont really GAF about it. Then again...his never seem to stink. Mine, OTOH, can peel paint. Im not usually an overly gassy person, per se, but when I need to let it out, I certainly don't leave the room to do so.

OP, I'd say, pick your battles. It may be worth having your husband see a dr if his gas is really a problem, but either way. This would be NBD for me.

Eta spelling

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missyishere

I'd rather hear one than smell one @fredalina.

LoveActually4

Letting one go cause you need to doesn't bother me. Lifting legs, trying to squeeze one out, Dutch ovens, farting on your partner, etc. are all overkill IMO.

MrsT0514

mamaREB29 said:

Letting one go cause you need to doesn't bother me. Lifting legs, trying to squeeze one out, Dutch ovens, farting on your partner, etc. are all overkill IMO.

Agreed. 100%

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Maebb

Lol, @mbenit4. The fart that prompted this question was in the kitchen while I was doing dishes. I thought it was rude of him because I couldn't leave the kitchen at the time (I could, but I wanted to finish the dishes). I should have left him in his own cloud to finish the dishes.

missyishere

MotherOfPearl85 said:

Egg farts are the worst.

FTFY

MrsT0514

This whole post makes me LOL.

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monkeybutt61612

I'm farting my brains out while reading this thread

monkeybutt61612

MotherOfPearl85 said:

Dairy farts are the worst.

No. Pregnancy farts are the worst.

ASmallWonder

Maebb said:

Ok, sometimes y'all have called me out when I'm being too strict about something, so I'd like to get your opinion about something. DH farts probably 50 times per day. I don't know if he has a problem or what. Anyway, I told him to please either go in the bathroom or outside to fart. I don't think it's polite to make other people smell it. I know this is a silly topic, but what do you think? DS is 10 months old, so he's a young to be teaching this, but eventually we'll have to teach him good manners too. Obviously he should say "excuse me" if he passes gas around other people, but isn't it preferred to just leave the room?

SIL?  Is that you? lol(ololol)  My BIL rips them non stop and doesn't care if we're around.

NotSharknado

Eh, farts are fucking funny in my house. If I made Dh or the kids go outside to pass gas, well they'd be outside 99% of the time.


Hmm...

ASmallWonder

monkeybutt61612 said:

Dairy farts are the worst.

No. Pregnancy farts are the worst.

I got a wicked wicked stomach ache one time after eating a chicken salad.  DH now refers to the nastiest of farts as "chicken farts." They are the worst.  Fact.

NotSharknado

I also thought this thread was going to be about creative places to fart. I was open to new material.

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klondikebar

I'd rather not smell someone else's ass if it's avoidable.

NotSharknado

mbenit4 said:

KlondikeBar said:

I'd rather not smell someone else's ass if it's avoidable.

Spoken like a true lady.

I guess I don't understand what makes farts funny. Nor do I want to.

Even my 2 year old says Excuse me if he farts.

Hey! I'm a lady goddammit!

NotSharknado

Imma snap you some farts @mbenit4. That's what you get for being a fart snob.

s0ulchicken

DH and the older kids like to play "guess who farted?" No one claims their gas, they have to guess who did it. Points are awarded. It gets pretty intense.

klondikebar

shanado said:

I'd rather not smell someone else's ass if it's avoidable.

Spoken like a true lady. I guess I don't understand what makes farts funny. Nor do I want to. Even my 2 year old says Excuse me if he farts.

Hey! I'm a lady goddammit!

I'm a lady too! I am on team @mbenit4 with this whole thing.

nixieknox3

i have the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy and i think fart humor is hysterical!  however, i do clutch my pearls at the word "fart".  in my house, it is only acceptable to call it a "toot" or "puff".

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missyishere