My kid embarrasses me

Lilywildcat · September 2013

Last week, I was smelling the candles at Walmart and DD wanted to smell them too. I picked up a vanilla one and said 'mmm it smells like va--' meaning to say 'vanilla' and DD says... 'vagina'? I almost died. My DS laughed and I thanked god there was no one around to hear.

Yesterday I went to Once upon a child and I had my kids with me. My DD had a small accident in her panties so I took them off. The store was closing anyhow so we got into lineup to pay, then i would put new ones on her in the car. Out loud for everyone to hear, my DS goes 'mom , why isn't she wearing underwear? She needs to be wearing underwear!!!!' I know I went red in the face lol.

Then as I am paying, my DS goes ' mom, she's peeing!' My DD pulled a potty off the shelf and peed in it. Needless to say I had to buy it. Lol