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I received a package in the mail today.
SandyClam
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September 2013
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@Mackalien13
wants me to think about her when I rub one out. ETA: I opened it in front of MH and he was like, why did she send you a massager? I told him because it was funny and he didn't question it any further.
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klondikebar
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September 2013
So does it work well?
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missyishere
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September 2013
This is the best gift ever.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~
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MelissaRae1525
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September 2013
That kind of looks painful.
Jacob, 1/14/13
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nanabanana06
September 2013
This is awesome!
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LaurelBee
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September 2013
Lol!! Happy days to you!
It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person.
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LovelyRitaMeterMaid
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LadyXaverian
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September 2013
::SNORT:: Yes, I snorted. ROFL.
Sandy is a good sport.
Our sweet girl is 3!
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