S/O Spiders.. (might be scary if the image works...)

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Sorry. I don't know how to un-link peeps. 

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Sooks, we've been Franz for, like..years AND there's a disclaimer. Maybe mobile?. b

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That's the fucker from my front door. I hate him/her a lot. Apparently there's a lot of talent there that I don't recognize:

                Friend # 1 Those are good spiders!!!!! They are useful...... and that's coming from she who is incredibly terrified of spiders.

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Nancy  Seriously? That little fartknocker was out there twice. We gently relocated his ass and he showed up. Again. I cannot deal, Friend #1.

He was GINORMOUS.

I'm pretty sure he growled at me.

I'm glad he's a good guy. GTFO my front damn door.

DH  can totes bring him over. Thanks!

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Friend #1  He's a bug eater!!!!

I almost peed myself at how you gently relocated his ass........

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Nancy I can't stand them if they have too many legs. Snakes = no legs.

Centipedes and Spiders = TOO MANY LEGS,

Agh.

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Ex-coworker  First of all, calm down. Those are good spiders. They eat mosquitoes (which are the deadliest animal on the planet statistically). These spiders are known for their beneficial nature. They actively avoid conflict with mammals and other animals by sensing the tiny electric fields emitted by all complex creatures much like a shark uses Ampullae of Lorenzini to detect prey animals. They actively nurture and protect their young. The female lays about 200 - 250 eggs. She lays them in your ear while you sleep and the tiny spiders eat though your brain as they grow. Isn't nature amazing?

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Acquaintance  Totes agree. Snakes, fine. Spiders are Satan's army.

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Ex-coworker  PS here's a cute and fuzzy bunny to make you feel better:https://upload.wikimedia.org/...

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Friend #1 You go Ex-coworker!!! See......I'm not full of crap! They are one of the best spiders out there!!!!

Although I disagree with the reproductive methods. Momma spidey quickly sneaks through your nostril and leaves her egg sac in a skull cavity so her babies can hatch out and more quickly reach your brain.

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Ex-coworker  Friend #1, I stand corrected. I was thinking of the Painted Peruvian Earhole spider, not the Red Nostril Spider. Thanks for the info. I guess it's a good thing it wasn't a Bolivian Butt Spider. Those are far less comfortable to be around.

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Friend #1  Ex-coworker, The BBS is pretty terrible species but apparently you are not aware of the ferocity and complications brought on by the highly aggressive Horned Honduran Hiney Hider.

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Nancy  Go figure. My page serves as a Buttheads Unite in Disgustingness forum.

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It's not as near as bad as that big scary spread-out-mother-fucker that someone posted the other day. Don't ban me. I'll be sads and have to go to my BMB where I don't know anyone. I offer you a lovely glass of wine, a foot massage by your DH, and this:

Frenz?

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Wait, wait. Are the Huntsman Spiders the ginormous ones? Good for you! I would bowl/cup a spider rather than have spider guts on my 'hands'. Unless I could sic my cat on it. He's old and getting slow. 

I re-homed this asshole and he's at my door every fucking morning. He's about to be rehomed in the damn sky. 

I am DYING at your siggy pic. Precious! \m/

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Wtaf!!!!

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SookieFrackhouse68 said:

NANCY IS BAN-DODGING!!111!!!

We've been together too long.