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Told my H that what I needed more than a nap was for him to PRETEND like I was asleep, so...
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Hugs, gf.
6/48 would make me twitchy too.
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Kids and husbands ruin everything!
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Dude. H should know by now that weekend showers=NO INTERRUPTIONS! Even if the house is on fire, I'm in water, so I'll be fine. Leave me alone!!
It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person.
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BoopADoopBetty
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52 more minutes to go
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
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LuckyDad
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I am seriously feeling like the best husband ever.
*preens*
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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I brought DW Peanut M&Ms home from work Friday afternoon.
I regularly take him out of the house to let DW decompress.
God, my hand is getting sore from patting myself on the back so much and so hard.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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I'm laffin Bc I thought the shirts were for your LO
Rock them girlie!
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Methinks husbands are so clueless sometimes. Work is my welcome escape, since hot showers rarely happen at home anymore.
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Re: Told my H that what I needed more than a nap was for him to PRETEND like I was asleep, so...
6/48 would make me twitchy too.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
*preens*
I regularly take him out of the house to let DW decompress.
God, my hand is getting sore from patting myself on the back so much and so hard.