I just wanted to say that I am loving your story. It is taking me some time to get through it though, because it makes me laugh so hard.
I can't read it at work, because it isn't really appropriate for me to sit here and laugh all day.
I try to read at home, but my toddler is all like, "Baba! Done!" and takes my phone away from me.
I try to read after he goes to bed, but my husband is all "What are you laughing at? What's so funny?" and I just don't feel like wasting time explaining to him when I could just be reading it.
So basically I am reading on my phone in bed in the dark and staying up way too late, and now I'm tired. But I don't even care because it is worth it.
Thanks for writing and sharing.
Re: @SookieFrackhouse68